brando calrissian

my head is a room and the room's full of broken glass.

(Lorcana account: @lorcana_brando)

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

think of every Brandon you know and tell me they aren't all Brandon as fuck.

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

@itssamanthaaaa_ today is Charlie Kirks 9/11.

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

@Swen_C yeah, I thought it was pretty rude too. like who programs an ATM to use that kindve language?! pretty disgusting, honestly.

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

is this Capitalism's way of saying "don't bite the hand that feeds"?

people on Twitter can say HORRIBLE and wildly hateful things about trans people but I get limited when I bad mouth *checks notes* an ATM machine?!

I hate it here.

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

@Arsenic447 biggest point I was trying to make though is that tweet got limited, while I come on Twitter every day and see people spewing the most hateful and disgusting shit towards my LGBTQ+ homies and Twitter seems absolutely okay with that. it's bullshit.

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

@Arsenic447 could be. but I've seen FAR worse insults used in this platform than "moron" (or this specific synonym)

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

@erika_doom it's a bad day to have ears.

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

@ThedragunKris in your time as a legal voter in America, when was the last time a candidate stuck to their campaign promises? me, personally? I can't even give you one single name.

politicians don't want power to help the American people, they want power to help themselves and nothing else.

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

@PG_Cavanagh this is INSANELY cool, man!! 🔥🔥🔥

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

No cheating:

LET ME SEE THE FOLLOWING

✅ your lock screen
✅ your home screen
✅ the last song you listened to
✅ the last meme on your phone

[MERC | Tronisbad @tronisbad]

No cheating:

Let me see the following bitches:
🕸️your Lock Screen
🕸️your Home Screen
🕸️the last song you listened to
🕸️the last picture in your gallery

[Jeremy, Intrusive Thot @sporef4g]

Muppets: the Gathering

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

this would be dope.

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

@Uncle_Abby_ @Tectone HAHAHAHA shut the fuck up bro with your loli ass account. Tectone is funny, you're fucking disgusting.

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

@RyoIsDoriDori @Tysonotcool @Tectone when @Tectone says shit to be funny "what a fucking demon!!"

but when a Genshin YTr has a whole account based on sexualizing the characters that all look like 8yo girls and IS SERIOUS ABOUT IT, nah bro turn a blind eye.

who's hypocritical again?

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

@MythicMeebo @emmaskyeward fragility. they know they'd never be able to talk to a girl in real life, let alone a girl like Emma. but since they sit behind a screen they get embolded to share their shit takes and condescending misogyny.

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

@Tectone hey @Tectone follow me. why not? what have ya got to lose?

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

YANKEE DOODLE: *rides up on a pony* hey, like my hat?
ME: yeah man, it's got a cool feather too
YD: he's named "Macaroni"
ME: oh, cool man. what the fuck does that even mean?

[Yawg @YawgGoth]

Cowa, and I don’t use this lightly, bunga!

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

the moment I see the word "woke" I immediately and unapologetically discredit your opinion.

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

@sporef4g

[brando calrissian @bnuh]

@sporef4g why is not Pawtism?