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irl bunyn | this part in my bio will have something eventually |

[bee @bnuooy]

updating this again; comms are closed indefinitely i dont enjoy making avatars anymore.

[bee @bnuooy]

updating this now, gonna start charging because i am BROKE!!!

[Gustavo @summergusting]

i jerk off on microsoft edge to get the bing coins

[wɐɪf ɫʌ̟vɚːː 🔆🟢🐑⏹️ @AstroRose20]

Sitting you down on the bed and slowly, sensually taking off my clothes for your amusement, but it becomes increasingly apparent that my Calvin Klein underwear actually says Charlie Kirk

[Nasir Jones @CodyLaRae]

School is POINTLESS.

English: We speak at. it. History: They're dead, get Over i. We speak it. Math: We speak it. Math: We speak itors. Spariosh: We have dead, get over it.

Wat:: We have

[JK @GRAVEHOPP187]

I woulda drank hella prune juice and voice messaged the sound shit sliding out my rectum to her phone tf

[dolo @doloyeung]

Me: Bring out the waitress who called me a gamer freak yesterday. I want her to apologize again

Long John Silver's manager: Sir, she's not back there

Tutorial voice in my head: Close one eye to enable pirate vision. By enabling pirate vision you can see scallywags through walls

[Twright44 @Twright4444]

Did wraith go to their house irl and kill them holy shit

[🎸 Zach / Mob / Larry @finalistfeels]

me when I'm 90 and my grandson sings teen titans poop time song to me

[james @dybbukcopper]

I thought Dandys World didn’t come out until 2024

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Bully throws me in the pool but my body is so light and tiny that I fly away up into the sky and burn up into a shooting star. In Ohio a child sees the star the night of his mom's funeral and wishes she was still alive; at 2am she returns as a grotesque zombie and eats his dog

[kart @kiluhz]

when your fart sound so weird it got people asking What did you say

[the gamette @CDIGODDESS]

guy next to me on the rail replacement bus has so far talked to me about:

- his crypto trading
- my self harm scars
- the method his best friend killed himself
- how awesome gta 6 is gonna be

in that order

[maeve @lizziedossss]

i send people my feet covered in poo just to feel something

[melom150 🍵🫖 @keurig150arts]

how it GENUINELY feels watching xqc and his ignorant chud army flood the Calamity Mod discussion when youre just trying to cope

[i think @kutaiuranium]

i scared my cat into a seizure with one of my famous farts

[kart @kiluhz]

im an insane retard from hell

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

Tickle my poop clit and watch me piss diarrhea on to the mattress

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[touching a dead rabbit) I will mourn you.. [phone rings, I accept the call on my Bluetooth earpiece with the same hand] Talk to me

[Riu (comms open 0/4) @Kommei0]

Zombie in the crops

[Legend Funny @CEOofTrends]

Boomer at the Food Lion went out of her way to steal my parking spot. Clearly she failed to notice that my social battery was drained all the way to fucking zero

[Mr. Bungle Funnies @BungleFunnies67]

This and some white monster, deftones and berserk😅☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂