Ostara

wort wort wort and horror enthusiast

[Ostara @bnuubean]

One night I was really high and had the sudden horrifying realisation that Jerma had the same accent as Peter Griffin

That's how i discovered that New England had a distinct accent, and can now identify it

[Ostara @bnuubean]

Y'all ever reach that level of tiredness where you feel like you have to borderline concentrate on holding all the cells in your body together or else they'll just disperse

[Ostara @bnuubean]

Takes a lot to make me want to turn vegan, but the anemic looking plastic meat at one of the museums I work at is almost enough

[Ostara @bnuubean]

I was gonna say Silent Hill vibes but actually the power lines are giving Death Stranding

[Ostara @bnuubean]

@yungdripgod3000 You know me, I was close

[Ostara @bnuubean]

When I feel unsafe, I have this habit where I put on my scary Yorkshire butch voice and call people "mate" a lot

I'm manning the door at Millennium for an event and some bloke tried to wander in and argued with me and as he was leaving he shouted "I'm not your mate!"

[Ostara @bnuubean]

@ghostliaugust Honestly... I was at the end of my tether 😭 third rude bastard of the night. THIS IS NOT YOUR PUBLIC TOILET

[Ostara @bnuubean]

Like bro I'm sobbing rn x

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@DarlingRenee1 Oooh no I hadn't, thank you! I still haven't actually watched Baby Driver unfortunately 🥲 but I do with we could have had a full movie with the Mint Royale vid cast

[Ostara @bnuubean]

It is insane that not only was this music video the reason why Baby Driver exists, it also led to someone making an entire trilogy of extremely kinky books about Noel Fielding's and Julian Barratt's characters (and they don't even interact in it)
https://t.co/YWmVsNtDxW

[Ostara @bnuubean]

"Sheffield has sadly become a slum" LMFAO

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@reallordbrexit @icklebeckster @syptweet I can guarantee you never leave the house if you genuinely think this lol

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@Ed_Miliband Let's get more tidal on the go here please 🌊🌊

[Ostara @bnuubean]

Buses legally shouldn't be allowed to have shitty fake leather seats, they just make you slide around. If there's a crash I'd much rather be held into the seat by fuzzy felt, gum and 20+ years of butt sweat

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Mammoth tusks are fucking heavy lads

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@iseeghosts_ Holy shit I hope you're okay

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@yungdripgod3000 The signs were always there let's be honest

"I'm April and I like Pokemon"

[Ostara @bnuubean]

Idk the third one always makes me laugh because like, yeah, if someone had a spider party I would markedly avoid it?? Idk what you want from me?