KEMASKINI
AL FATIHAH
INNALILLAHIWAINNALILLAHIRAJIUN
40 RAKYAT GAZA DISAHKAN TERBUNUH DALAM SERANGAN UDARA ISRAEL KE ATAS KAWASAN PERKHEMAHAN DI UTARA RAFAH JAM 3.30 PAGI TADI WAKTU MALAYSIA
Me : Kenapa lepas kawin i rasa macam kurang ibadah, kurang dekat dengan Allah?
Semalam waktu pillow talk aku cakap macam ni, mmg dah rasa lama tapi baru harini terluah.
Suami aku macam biasa akan jawab soalan aku dgn nada bersahaja
He : Terasa kurang ibadah dan jauh
i remember i was so in love i had my girl number saved under a totally different vibration pattern and text tone so i’d know whether my phone was worth pulling out of my pocket or not when i got texted
Bulan raya ni bnyk kenduri, and sebagai seorg lelaki aku mmg tak reti pilih hadiah wedding 🤣
As solution, aku bagi IKEA Gift Card ni je so biar pengantin yg pilih sendiri apa yang dorang nak. Hahahah problem solved ✅
DISANGKA PEDIH ULU HATI RUPANYA BATU HEMPEDU😨
Doktor kena tolong saya.
Seorang wanita mengadu pedih ulu hati sudah beberapa hari.
“Doktor kena tolong saya. Saya pedih ulu hati tak hilang-hilang. Banyak dah klinik saya pergi, semua bagi ubat gastrik”
Story time. My baby went up to Heaven at 12w but we’re sure that he/she was a clingy one.
20 mins before the baby came out (unexpected), my husband went out to buy lunch. He kissed me & told me the whole time that I smelled ‘weird’. The smell even followed him & lekat on the car