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DM me for bird webms

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don't know if anyone else has access yet but i am @ https://t.co/vY2E2yrXwr on bluesky

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this happens all the time and it's so awesome that, when given a baseball, little kids just have an instinct to throw it in whatever direction they're currently facing

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His little brother threw the baseball back and he simply could not believe it 😭

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guy at the bar saw me drawing and we got to talking and i asked him if he drew or painted and he said his art is playing baseball and i unironically love that. fuck yea dude. there is art in everything we do. go paint with your bat.

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me when an animal who is genetically engineered to love me sits in my lap: i am the ultimate tamer of beasts

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@realteaemoji she's so smart

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@AaronSchmiddy @Jolly_Olive please use the accent mark or just call him enrique lmao

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puking all over the wall on a crowded subway car so everyone gets off at the next station

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@fawnpilled__ one of my cats absolutely hates feet. he leaves them alone generally, but if you try to touch him with one he grabs it with both hands and bites it

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@blessedtism @sam_d_1995 @__phantomderp guy who doesn't know why the trash bags come out of the bin

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@FruitBasketCats sniff tax

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@NorthernIion_LP baritish obama

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@GianmarcoSoresi well he could have started writing but then he wouldn't have an audience either

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Try 2 seasons without Cade Horton

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@allgarbled @second_sailing it betrays an appreciation and curiosity for your friend's creative vision for interior design, and sharing that with each other is fundamental to the human experience

there is certainly utility in LLMs but why outsource to them for pure expressions of creativity?

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i just can't even believe it's true

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@_ethical_slut it stands for kransdender after all

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@FFmpeg you can't hide it from me just because you tell it not to use em dashes

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having only seen the snippets of mystic esoterica, i decided to check out woah vicky's account for the first time expecting it to be some kind of surrealist persona. was disappointed and confused to learn she is a real person and a genuine dumbass

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@sainimatic nothing that a hundred million more lines of JavaScript can't fix

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umm @Cheesecake is this an official collaboration? now i'm confused and scared and lost outside in the freezing rain and far less likely to make it back to the warm burrow beneath the tree stump in the thickest bramble of the Royal Wood which my clan has called home for centuries