Woody Woodchipper

Winner of Taco King X's Taco of the Week for 7/7/24

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

A Canadian messaged me last week.

He said: I agree with everything you post.
I cannot say any of it at work.

I asked: what would happen if you did?

He said: reported to HR. Investigated. Probably let go.

He lives in Canada.
Not China. Not Russia.
Canada.

So yes.
A Japanese account in Tokyo will keep posting.
Until he can say it himself again.

[Swith @Sofakingnxtlevl]

To be honest, you pay the same amount on your “final exit.” Canadians forget this because it’s a problem that gets passed down to your kids. The exit tax is just a deemed disposition on all your assets - so capital gains tax on everything you own as if you sold it on the day you departed Canada OR DIED. You either pay it now and still have a few decades left in your life to make some real money, or you pay it when you die. No Canadian escapes, because no Canadian is free. We are tax slaves.

[Woody Woodchipper @BoardCharred]

@twotter_1 What's wrong with that car's lips?

[Woody Woodchipper @BoardCharred]

@twotter_1 @AIslop_ Of course! I think I saw my mom’s house in that video! 🏠🤷‍♂️

[Scott Alexander Ballingall @TheRedFisher1]

Just finished these up- carved by hand from Mountain Juniper heartwood.
Light, resistant, beautiful wood.

[Woody Woodchipper @BoardCharred]

@TheRedFisher1 Beautiful work Scott!

[Woody Woodchipper @BoardCharred]

@twotter_1 @AIslop_ I've watched this mosh-pit video probably 2,500 times at this point and towards the end of the video there is definitely some secret humping going on!

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Feminists went from "#MeToo," "believe all victims" to denying 250,000 UK girls were raped because the perpetrators are brown

[ragnar vk @thakur_ani90569]

@BoardCharred @narendramodi WE WANT THE KHALISTANIS BACK
TO TEACH THEM A LESSON
BUT CANADA IS GIVING RADICALS A SAFE HAVEN

[Woody Woodchipper @BoardCharred]

@FP_Champagne @cetfassn @TMXGroup @vgasparro The place to lose all your savings without gambling.

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@ffresh_batch @TrendPolCa I think they got the Campaign slogan wrong. They said "Elbows Up!" but they meant "Hands Up!"

[Woody Woodchipper @BoardCharred]

@Chrys5457875648 @TrendPolCa The cop who made the threat should be fired as well!

[Woody Woodchipper @BoardCharred]

@Inquisitor63315 @TrendPolCa He'll wind up on Trump's security detail next time Trump is in Quebec.

[Woody Woodchipper @BoardCharred]

@globeandmail Yes, why aren't we getting involved in another foreign country's mess that the US is currently involved with. And make sure we get involved on the opposite side of the US. Right before our most important trade negotiations deadline with the US.

[Woody Woodchipper @BoardCharred]

@HerDivineEye @liberal_party Carney campaigned on "Elbows Up!" but I think he meant "Hands Up!"

[Woody Woodchipper @BoardCharred]

@CTVNews Elbows up, little guy!

[Woody Woodchipper @BoardCharred]

@RosieRocks28 "Experts" right out of Mark Carney's office.

[David Hines @hradzka]

“What do you call 100,000 dead Canadians? A good start!”

“Whoa whoa whoa that’s joke’s hate speech!”

“What? No, I’m Canadian, that’s official government policy.”

[Woody Woodchipper @BoardCharred]

Let me just guess... It was a 30-year old white man who threw a muslim child to the crocodile.
https://t.co/JrJIIeQ6yH

[Margaret McCuaig-Johnston 🇨🇦 @M_Johnston1]

2 yrs ago when I had surgery for cancer, the lady in the next bed was visited by a hospital administrator she had not met before, not her doctor, who stood at the end of her bed and said she had no option but to have MAID. The woman said “Absolutely not! I plan to get up and dance again”. The administrator then started to argue with her saying she had no choice but MAID without explaining why. The woman said “Well I’ll talk to my family when they come on Monday.” The administrator replied “They’re coming on Monday? Good, I’ll talk to them”. She headed off the family on Monday before they saw her and they came to our room primed to convince her she had to have MAID according to the hospital. She then argued with the family that she didn’t want it. During the day she was firm but at night when they weren’t there she cried. Ultimately they convinced her and started preparing a party for her to say goodbye to all her friends. So sad. And it has made me more skeptical about MAID procedures.