sh!tpostotter

Hey, I’m Mischief Otter 🦦 menace to Furry society 🐾 content may feature adult themes-viewer discretion is advised 🔞 I have a Buoyfriend 🛟

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🎶 Otterliscious definition: make dem hoomans loco, they think we’re cuties so they boop our snoots and take our photo, you can see me if you feed me, like to snuggle when I’m eepy, I got reasons why I eat em, fishes come and go like seasons 🎶

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Age redacted, but SLOPPY.

My sister and I had too many mimosas Christmas morning a few years ago and I let slip to the fam about it over breakfast.

Was a bit of a shock then, but we’re fine now. My dad and I work well together and my mom and I got a lot closer after

[Kalyel🩷🩵🤍 @kalyel_]

com que idade e como foi a de vocês?

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@Buckiemohawk Was Japanese soup curry 🍛

Also having afternoon snack of 4 egg omelet with ham, peppers, red onions

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“Mannnnn you always be bringin’ in the best lookin’ lunches, your old lady cook like that all the time?”

Me, in my gay little home with no ladies to speak of:

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Oh fuck I forgot it’s about to be pride

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My posture: atrocious
My lumbar: lordosis

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@Yoc_Star @Buckiemohawk Things are better now than I had dared to hope for, though I won’t share them all ❤️

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Because there is a simple solution and your elected officials are committed to making you suffer instead of fixing it. We find that needless oversight…insulting…and judge that those of you with good sense should too.

[꒷꒦ harmony 𝄞 ifb ໒ മ ˕ മ ১ @cupidmink]

why are americans so butthurt about the fact that british people are bothered by heatwaves anyway

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@Buckiemohawk Your young heart inspires me friendo

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Y’all say that but ya ass can’t handle a real dinger 🦦

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@kabluekithefool @athiestboi Jordan Peterson?

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@MagnoGetMoney I have noticed improvements in recent years

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I fucking love boats

[Ryder🐾🔜AC @Clavicufur]

Whats the explanation for the correlation between military men and being a furry

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@brotherboofer @nightphin I’ve been using my Protos wrong this whole time smdh

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@Canticle977 We’re what I like to call “opportunistic omnivores” but I’m pivoting into a predominantly pescatarian diet on a personal level

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@Sasha_Otter It helps with steering 🦦

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Guys we did the meme, otter is forklift certified

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Gonna open a bakery for swingers and call it Fuck Around and Fondant

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Wearing my Muff Diver hat today to confuse the straights don’t @ me