🎶 Otterliscious definition: make dem hoomans loco, they think we’re cuties so they boop our snoots and take our photo, you can see me if you feed me, like to snuggle when I’m eepy, I got reasons why I eat em, fishes come and go like seasons 🎶
Age redacted, but SLOPPY.
My sister and I had too many mimosas Christmas morning a few years ago and I let slip to the fam about it over breakfast.
Was a bit of a shock then, but we’re fine now. My dad and I work well together and my mom and I got a lot closer after
“Mannnnn you always be bringin’ in the best lookin’ lunches, your old lady cook like that all the time?”
Me, in my gay little home with no ladies to speak of:
Because there is a simple solution and your elected officials are committed to making you suffer instead of fixing it. We find that needless oversight…insulting…and judge that those of you with good sense should too.