noyeahnoliterally

all my jokes are cries for help ✨

[six🦠 @petbacteria]

this person playing lifeweaver in whole foods is cracking me up so fucking bad

[ponyboy @ponyboooooy]

slept 8 hours for the first time in months

[bald @featureswifts]

🚨 New lyrics from Olivia Rodrigo’s new album, ‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love.’

“Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy”

[adon @secondhoIe]

big fat nasty stinky FAT fucking chud who sells weed made me drink his rancid huge 12 day nut and it turned me on so much i came in my undies

[golden boy ꨄ @emorsinoda]

waoh old man stoner yaoi...

[Beez @Beezy2773]

White niggas be like “The wordle today was a little hard so all the devs are Israeli pedophiles”

[honeyari 💋ꕤ seeing ari @honeyariedits]

waittt is this the tracklist????

[Vogues’ Best @VoguesBest]

Happy Pride Month❤️🏳️‍🌈

[noyeahnoliterally @boardinggpass]

@gabydvj I literally just roleplay as a productive person, like as an archetype, or sometimes as a friend that I perceive as way more productive, or even a character in media like pretend I’m in a movie when i need even more motivation. I just larp as I do tasks I hate doing 💀

[☁️ @cl0uddythoughtz]

@minauticus just scream your 12 and BITE!!

[✦ @diiivvne]

I tried to quit and my boss offered me an extra 1.50 an hour and a paid day off every week.
MYdick2Bigg

[Music @Music]

I'm sat

Ariana Grande teases new single "hate that i made you love me"

[Eno Barony @eno_barony]

Life is too short to commit suicide BE PATIENT YOU WILL DIE #Okay

[mooonily @mooonily]

Doja Cat playing ow and is a Juno main and LIKES IT BETTER THAN RIVALS…oh we won

[ຸ @amalahourly]

this case will forever haunt me