Tej

sports + politics. a colleague of J/Dre/Who/Pepper. faculty @kentstate @woundscanada. writer @wakingthered. the 6th Beatle. dope beat dropper.

[Tej @boatical]

the _____* are a deeply unserious club who only exist to frustrate me.

*(insert united/oilers/tfc/cavaliers/blue jays, as best fits at time of reading this tweet)

[Hoops @Hoopss]

HARDEST championship someone has ever won.

Non debatable.

[Tej @boatical]

new york, it’s your time

[Jason Kenney 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇮🇱 @jkenney]

Question for the 6% of Albertans who want us to become a US resource colony: why not just go there and make a refugee claim?

You’ll be hosted in a lovely ICE detention facility while the Trump Administration determines whether you really are being oppressed in Canada by the “globalist deep state,” or whatever.

[Tej @boatical]

@Mike_Leach1976 @guyfelicella ty

[Tej @boatical]

@UnitedStandMUFC you’re getting worse by the hour

[JD @JDWhite112]

Nothing hits like a stranger on the street complimenting your kicks! 😁

[Tej @boatical]

creapu needing to put on a super man cape, doesn’t feel like a sound strategy ahead of the world cup.

[Tej @boatical]

@crawf34 today you truly become American

[Tej @boatical]

you may think it’s all over, but you have A LOT more time than you think to recover, and get back on your feet…and maybe even win.

after a rock bottom, the rock is going to spend at least 5-6 seconds smelling what he’s cooking, then pander to the crowd before a people’s elbow.

[blue @bluewmist]

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now

[Tej @boatical]

apologies eric.

that was a scheduled tweet reply from 7 years ago.

[Tej @boatical]

stop posting pics of the tower and release the lineup already!!

[Eric Giacometti @Eric_Giacometti]

🥹

[Tej @boatical]

james garner and adam wharton make more sense anyways.

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

If NONE of the big three midfielders - Anderson, Tonali and Tchouameni - are available, then which two other players should we sign for that role? 👇

[Tej @boatical]

i know this isn’t an exact science but the opta x skill corner analytical profile of ederson has him as 96.2% similar to declan rice. at like 35% of the transfer value it took arsenal to land rice.

i would say united made out well then to replace ugarte.

[nWo @NewWorldOilers]

Dylan Holloway, Phillip Broberg, Sam O’Reilly.

What do the Oilers need again? Oh ya, a top 6 speedy winger with size who can score, a top pair left shot 2-way defender who can skate fast and move the puck, and a 3C.

No fan was letting Broberg & Holloway walk. So why did the GM?

[Tej @boatical]

if as @Ankaman616 said he’s like Fred, but Good Fred only…this is a fine replacement for Ugarte.

but they need to get a replacement for Casemiro most importantly.

get Adam Wharton done before city gets stupid with Elliot Anderson and inflated the market by 115%.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Éderson will only be the first midfield signing at Man United, at least another one has been planned.

Casemiro and Ugarte to leave so #MUFC will add one more, could be two under certain conditions.

🎥 https://t.co/2Znubkw6dt

[Tej @boatical]

brampton’s billionaire boys club.

[Tej @boatical]

triple the amount of possession.
quadruple the amount of shots on goal.

arsenal wasn’t unlucky in penalties…they were ouxky that it even got that far.

hats off to them, but this psg is a team for the ages.

[Tej @boatical]

taylor hall, former hart trophy winner, and now major contributor on a stanley cup competing team…

would have looked really good on the wing for either mcdavid or draisaitl the last few years.

#TheTradeIsOneForOne

[Tej @boatical]

@JShannonhl will the nba and nhl be on opposite nights?

[Tej @boatical]

forget SNKRS
all my homies hate SNKRS

foot locker is the app for real ones.