bob.dodd (he/him) Gloriously #woke

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A short essay in #a11y #accessibility, I call it 1.4.9

It's important to always avoid images of text as they can be very hard of assistive technology to pick up and recognize as text. Here's an example.

If you must do this, then always apply appropriate alt text.

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@EricIdle Not real, but I'd love to see the actual photo given how many bricks he was still shitting in that car after he left.

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@JohnCleese They'll cope without you.

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@ArfurSmith Looks like the grass might need watering, there's some cracks showing.

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@ArfurSmith I doubt it. Some of the worst bullies in my high school were girls. To each other but boys, but it was bad

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@Concern70732755 US funded treacherous right wing scum talking down our great country. That probably.

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@susie_dent @hayfestival That goes with the young girl on Swap Shop many years ago being corrected on her pronunciation of grand prix and rejecting it for "grand pricks".

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@BMcCullough88 @MadelnCanada Child safety caps for medicine.
Hawaiian pizza.
IMAX cinema.
Instant mashed potatoes.

Four very random examples...

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@FatPunter @mrmarksteel Gambling. It's been known.

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@mark_slapinski @CdEntremontMP At least he's not a traitor, too scared to apply for security clearance.

Wouldn't want one of those in the Conservative party, would you?

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@vicderbyshire 100% with interest?

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@AiG Do you mean just making stuff up like you do?

More likely, it comes out of a philosophical view of what it means to be human.

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@terrychristian Nottingham, I seem to remember was, curry chips?

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@CalltoActivism A pedo rapist standing next to a friend of a pedo rapist.

I wonder what the opening remarks were?

"Oh hello, a good friend of my brother Andrew I believe?"

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@mrmarksteel The Epstein chair of Disability, with unsupervised access to hospitals, prisons, and young offender institutes?

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@McfarlaneGlenda It was a public race, with crowds and press, and with 220 runners. He finished 58th place with people in front and behind.

Stop lying.

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@AiG Or put another way, why don't you try getting a real education instead of relying on superstition and stupidity?

Fossils sometimes show evidence of the original soft tissue: in fossilized form.

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@ArfurSmith Is this cover for you passing out again?

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@mrmarksteel I don't know about any of that, but I'm sure they'd have done very well on It's a Knockout back in the day.

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@GarethFW @SangitaMyska Perhaps he's on his road to Damascus?

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@mrmarksteel Well, they already gun down those dangerous terrorist toddlers and starve the ones they miss, and our leaders look away. So, yes.

You should probably say Israeli government tho, not the who country.