Mar

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[Mar @bob__marlee]

Dad: “what are you gonna get me for my bday this year?”

Me: “a hairline” ... it’s all love 😂

[Mar @bob__marlee]

@T_Baugh Almost made her disown me after that statement

[Mar @bob__marlee]

It’s 2021, stop fucking littering.

[Mar @bob__marlee]

Perks of wearing a mask at the gym: no one can see me lip singing my music under there lmao

[Mar @bob__marlee]

I always act surprised when Mcgalliard is a shit show on Fridays, but then I remember Mcgalliard is always a shit show on Fridays.

[Mar @bob__marlee]

Who goes out and willingly buys an Android I just wanna know

[Mar @bob__marlee]

@Ry_TheSport_Guy Low key impressed

[Mar @bob__marlee]

Facebook memories? More like “let’s see how embarrassing your status’ used to be 10 years ago”

[Mar @bob__marlee]

lil ovarian cyst..

Kinda hard tbh.

[leo @leonardcowalski]

Your rap name is “lil” + the last reason you were in the hospital

[Mar @bob__marlee]

@jaydica_morris Hahaha we are always the first to dip 😂 midnight? See ya lmao

[Mar @bob__marlee]

Someone will literally hate you over a lie someone else told them.. shits wack.

[Mar @bob__marlee]

My dad got me a bracelet that tracks a sea turtle in the ocean named “Tartleby” 🥺🥺🥺🥺 how freaking cute

[Mar @bob__marlee]

To all my friends that have dogged on me for still having an iPhone 7... NOT ANYMORE BITCHES 🤣

[Mar @bob__marlee]

Didn’t eat all day at work.. came home and smashed a buffalo chicken wrap and some Cookie Crisp. #gains

[Mar @bob__marlee]

@lydBrown12

[Mar @bob__marlee]

I love when my ex slides in my dms like he didn’t cheat on me with a handful of girls lmao. THANK U NEXT

[Mar @bob__marlee]

@blameflex I’ll make an exception for Zflexx

[Mar @bob__marlee]

@jaydica_morris That’s important too 😂