Chomzy

👹United is life,the rest are mere details~CANTONA👑👹

[Don @GreezyDon]

Every time Newcastle get linked to a top talent 💀

[utdreport @utdreport]

Andrey Santos: “As a midfielder, I am really excited to have the opportunity to learn from Michael Carrick, he is the perfect coach to help me take the next step in my career and push to achieve my dreams.”

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Your dad who worked hard to give you an easy life when he sees you living easy life:

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

If his head was high he would’ve seen Haaland

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

“Expanding the World Cup to 64 countries will ruin the tournament”

Me in my room at 2am watching a game between India and Honduras:

[Mike 🇸🇳 @magicmike340]

Ma Meuf m'a présenté son père, c'etait mon prof de math du lycée qui me disais : je plains ta future femme

[CP @UtdCitypriest]

2030 World Cup Group C:

Argentina 🇦🇷
Madagascar 🇲🇬
Bangladesh 🇧🇩
Papua New Guinea 🇵🇬

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

Player: "It's my childhood dream to play for Man United"

Man United:

[Will @LFC_willh]

Newcastle Lineup for GW1

[Sash @sashedelic]

🚨 Ghanaian Witch Doctor, Nana Kwaku Bonsam, to BBC:

"I haven't done any work on Noni Madueke, he's just shit"

[𝗦𝗮𝗺☆ @LFC_Sam__]

“Newcastle are interested in…”

Premier League clubs:

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

Ornstein bomba out of nowhere

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

👀🔴

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Who knew 😉

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

A penalty for Argentina

[Wiktor🐝🇵🇱 @WiktorSZN]

Haaland: “Let’s start a counter attack!”

Sorloth:

[Bart 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @UtdBart]

Mainoo: “My dream is to be a truck driver.”

Tuchel:

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

Jude Bellingham every single time England are in trouble