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professional dad/husband.

[Rōbér @bob_cleveland]

@jpgarris https://t.co/n5VzNJy4bx

[Rōbér @bob_cleveland]

@jpgarris https://t.co/vIjkGVIR13

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Roses are red
violets are blue
Love's an illusion
Sentience too
Nobody cares
No one loves you back
Please enjoy arbys
Fade into black

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Got some time on your hands? Why not get on down to arbys?
Wait, no...not time, blood & semen.
Get in here. We don't give a shit
Enjoy arbys

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Anything happen? Didn't think so. You're still fat and addicted to speed, dying. Happy new year from Arbys.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Hate yourself? Hate others? So drunk you can barely stand? Unemployed?

Join the Arbys team today and decay w the rest of the doomed losers.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

If you've never shot heroin into a black vein on the top of your dick, then you're not the guy at our bathroom sink right now
Enjoy Arbys

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Saturday morning:
Wake up
Take off those stained underwear
Barf up that semen
Exit the arbys bathroom
Order a loaded italian
Wait for death

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

10am:Traffic is terrible. You're running out of gin. The girl in the trunk won't stop screaming. She'll be dead soon. So will you. Eat arbys

[Rōbér @bob_cleveland]

@audwhoa seems like a lot of new "shark experts" this year.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

You probably won't die tonight, but if you do, who cares? Arbys: fuck you

[Epcot Centre @EpcotCentre]

Our landscapers use special fertilizer from China to make the grass extra green.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

May the eternal darkness of infinite nothingness be with you. These aren't the sandwiches you're looking for. Please go to Arbys instead.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Throw away an arbys Reuben. 3 days later, fish it out of the garbage & let it save you. Die and be forgotten. Arbys: Easter n shit.

[Rōbér @bob_cleveland]

@jrdn_reed hey check this out and tell me what you think? http://t.co/mCH1SmDjys

[Rōbér @bob_cleveland]

new customer- 70,000 square feet of lawn. also measured as one big ass pay day for this guy #fertlife

[Rōbér @bob_cleveland]

think i can set aside 20 minutes next week for this @FatMike_of_NOFX
http://t.co/QeHXi5PUpo

[Rōbér @bob_cleveland]

if u need me i will be outside making fert-cicles #lawncarehumor #preemergent

[Rōbér @bob_cleveland]

“@mikecentola: Full auto glocks suck to tune and get running right”
#mikecentolaproblems

[Rōbér @bob_cleveland]

when in a drug store with your significant other, loudly asking, "do you still need to get that hemorrhoid cream?" is always fun