Bob.Comedy

Dad, Comedian, Night Dreamer, Retired Open Mic-er, Eternally Akward, Book and Pizza enthusiast.

[Bob.Comedy @Bob_Fred_Rick]

Salesman: Its shaped like the phone you had in high school!

Me: hmm.

Salesman: But it works like the phone you have now!

Me: Hmmm...

Salesman: It folds!

Me: Ooooh!

#razr

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

[Bob.Comedy @Bob_Fred_Rick]

Is this thing on?

[Bob.Comedy @Bob_Fred_Rick]

Hello, my name is Robert and I am the future #kingofcomedy

[Bob.Comedy @Bob_Fred_Rick]

Now we just add:

Orange: for Construction workers
Yellow: for Traffic Ticket Enforcement
Indigo: for Farmers
Violet: for Door Dashers, Uber Drivers, Shipt Shoppers and other gig employees

Then they really got something going here!

[Bob.Comedy @Bob_Fred_Rick]

I assume the only questions reporters have for Dog are about why he has to have his nipples hanging out like that.

[Bob.Comedy @Bob_Fred_Rick]

Hello, is this thing on!

New Kalamazoo Comedy shows coming soon!

[Bob.Comedy @Bob_Fred_Rick]

@DreadDawwg Hell yeah dude.

[GamePassDad @GamePassDad]

When @LouTheSurgeon learns about bits on twitch...

We will be back tonight with Jackbox games at 10pm est.

https://t.co/m12zzpFQ7Z

#TwitchAffilate #twitchstreamer #amongus #jackbox

[Bob.Comedy @Bob_Fred_Rick]

@shanecomedy Sound logic

[Bob.Comedy @Bob_Fred_Rick]

@shanecomedy I failed to adapt and I am willing to risk your life on my Gamble!!!

Shows Thursday through Saturday!

[Bob.Comedy @Bob_Fred_Rick]

@JasonEAlt @dude_abiding Good times!

Desk looks nice brother!

[Bob.Comedy @Bob_Fred_Rick]

@RonLechler I’m sorry for your loss Ron.

[Bob.Comedy @Bob_Fred_Rick]

It was the night before Christmas, thousands are dead...

Someone is on their Yacht bitching about FYRE Fest and how much they miss Club Med.

[Bob.Comedy @Bob_Fred_Rick]

@DougStanhope ❤️🙁

[Bob.Comedy @Bob_Fred_Rick]

@TheDanCurrie Gaming Twitter is weird to

[Bob.Comedy @Bob_Fred_Rick]

When will we finally Pardon Incubus tho?

[Bob.Comedy @Bob_Fred_Rick]

@TheDanCurrie I haven’t played the Witcher, I haven’t watched many previews. So no, but I have none so IDC.

[Bob Gurnett - bobgurnett.com on bsky @BobIsntFunny]

She's really out here like, "2020 was an AMAHZING year for manufacturers of refrigerated semi-truck trailers that are large enough to fit stacks of bodies. Thank you Donald Trump!"

[Bob.Comedy @Bob_Fred_Rick]

I have been streaming on Twitch the last few months, things are going pretty alright, please stop in tonight and check it out of you are free between 9:30 and Midnight.

@GamePassDad

https://t.co/9OXUuLaPCt

[Bob.Comedy @Bob_Fred_Rick]

Microsoft

[Brent Terhune in Akron Sept 11&12 @BrentTerhune]

Which vaccine are you getting-Microsoft or Sony?