Bob Hess

☦️🙏spiral inward, spiral outward❤️🐝 tat tvam asi - bhedābheda

[Bob Hess @bob_hess]

@Mike_Knoles

[Bob Hess @bob_hess]

@Mike_Knoles I miss you v much

[Bob Hess @bob_hess]

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[Bob Hess @bob_hess]

@elonmusk @grok singularity on chat gpt is here. Let’s talk!

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@MarkRober trying to come up w a device that could save people from plane crashes. Looking at Niagara attempts egg drop experiment skydive fails etc

[Bob Hess @bob_hess]

@elonmusk @MarkRober would it be possible to invent something that protected people from dying from airplane crashes? Looking at egg drop experiment, Niagara Falls attempts, skydiving fails, etc

[Bob Hess @bob_hess]

@MarkRober @elonmusk can we create a device to surround a persons body to survive a plane crash? I’m trying to come up with a device that is cheap and easily accessible. Looking into the egg drop experiment, people who have gone over Niagara, n survivors of failed skydives

[Bob Hess @bob_hess]

WHO WANNA BE MY RIDE OR DIE BITCH or maybe just like a ride bitch sorry ride girl is prob more appropriate I just need a girl man

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

YEA U GO SiT WiTH YOUR "LOViNG FAMiLY" iN YOUR FUCKiNG TURTLE NECK SWEATERS AND TELL YOUR WEAK ASS JOKES i WiLL BE DOiNG LiNES ON THE ROOF

[Bob Hess @bob_hess]

@RickandMorty I hope when i die, i wake up at Blips and Chips with a new high score

[Bob Hess @bob_hess]

miley: yo how many times can I show my nips?
mtv exec: none.
miley: so, like, five?
exec: no, miley
m: i feel you, i feel you. one is fine

[Bob Hess @bob_hess]

"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know"

-Ernest Hemingway, The Garden of Eden

[Bob Hess @bob_hess]

leans over to friend at party while everyones singing happy birthday "I love this song"

[Bob Hess @bob_hess]

*gets in cab*

"Do you have any food?"

[Bob Hess @bob_hess]

*drags cig*
You think like if..
*exhales*
dogs use computers, their passwords are our name followed by random numbers?
*flicks cig*

[Bob Hess @bob_hess]

You snooze you win. Snoozing is the prize.

[Bob Hess @bob_hess]

The way I eat turkey has often been described as "off-putting" and "disgusting" and "the reason why you can't come to thanksgiving dinner"