Overheard a kid asking his mom why they were watching Incredibles 2 when he hasn’t even seen the first movie yet and she really said “honey, i told you this already....we’re here for me...not you...” 💀
when I was 12 or so my babysitter would always talk about this girl she used to babysit—how cool she was, how much she missed her—and it made me hate this girl out of pure childish jealously bc I wanted my babysitter to think *I* was cool. the other girl was Emma Stone however
my toxic trait is whenever i want to take a day off of work i ask myself “am i gonna wish i worked more or am i gonna wish that i honored my body and rested when i needed to”
the toxic part is i go through this thought process EVERY MORNING 😭
working in healthcare is great 😌 bc i get to choose between a long sleeve shirt or a snow scraper for my holiday gift while my bf in tech has to choose between a trip to boston or a new laptop 🤢
oh you’re in a relationship? which one of you has haunting nighttime anxiety where you contemplate the world and death and your ultimate purpose and which one of you falls asleep in 10 seconds