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30 year old man with Brown hair and a beard looking neutral

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

Spencer Pratt has launched a campaign where filthy Los Angeles streets are power washed using a stencil reading “imagine if the streets were this clean.”

Imagine letting the streets get so dirty under your leadership that your opponent can use them as a billboard.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Old Guys Hanging Out At Denny's At 6 A.M. Having Better Day Than You Could Ever Dream Of https://t.co/0ZSCBRBbXP

[You Betcha @ohhyoubetcha]

Laundry With 1 Kid VS. 3 Kids

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Me staying inside and minding my own business because every time I leave my house it costs $175 dollars

[Branko @brankopetric00]

The first rule of Docker is that your image will be 1.4GB no matter how hard you try and no matter what alpine variant you start from.

[FirstName Lastname @bobber205]

Hey @nikitabier can you ban people who post shit like this?

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Realizing a 30 year mortgage doesn’t actually mean 30 years:

- 1 extra monthly payment per year can cut 5 years off
- 2 extra payments per year can cut about 8 years off
- 3 extra payments per year can cut about 11 years off

Bank won't tell you this

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

Ladies and gentlemen, today we're launching one of our biggest changes to 𝕏

Introducing Custom Timelines

This feature allows you to pin a specific topic to your home tab. With support for over 75 topics, you can dive deep into your favorite niche on X.

It's powered by Grok's understanding of every post with the algorithm's personalization—meaning every timeline is made just for you. And it works even better when it's a topic you already engage with.

This was a huge undertaking across many months, so we're excited for you take it for a spin.

We're giving early access to Premium subscribers on iOS (and Android coming very soon).

[FirstName Lastname @bobber205]

@dswiese @WhiteHouse it's a global market lol

[FirstName Lastname @bobber205]

@chrisgpt Why are you lying? 4 months ago is objectively false

[FirstName Lastname @bobber205]

@dswiese @calleymeans No one is preventing them from buying it just not subsidiaries for it

[FirstName Lastname @bobber205]

@dswiese @nicksortor looks like a bunch of retireees

[FirstName Lastname @bobber205]

@dswiese @AlexDuncanTX Halal only allows slitting the throat of the animal to kill it. I personally find that less humane than the modern ways they do it (some places allow stunning it before the throat is cut but not all). Reducing to it as "humane" is not strictly accurate.

[FirstName Lastname @bobber205]

@ I just signed up for Sunday Big Surf Swim at NCPRD https://t.co/iTiNKPQqM5

[FirstName Lastname @bobber205]

@gardenedgulf @uncledoomer It says not underground

[David Zhou @dz]

lmao we've gone full circle

[ThiccTeddy @ThiccTeddy]

HOW TO GRADE A CANDLESTICK & IT'S STRENGTH...

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Every mom crashes out like this at some point: 😭