Does everyone have certain shirts - usually t-shirts - that you don’t wear anymore and know you won’t wear them but you can’t get rid of them? Or is that just me? 👚
Do ghosts observe daylight savings?
Like during their normal “witching hour” last night did one ghost have to tell the other to hold that thought for another hour?
I fear my children will never learn to tie their shoes because I basically refuse to buy them any that aren’t slip-ons. I just can’t lose that many hours a week tying shoes. #timeismoney#moneyispower#powerispizza#pizzaisknowledge
If I died today my tombstone would say:
🪦
Bobbie Lynn McGlinn
Loving Wife and Mother
1987-2024
She was born,
She did unfathomable amounts of laundry,
She died.
There have been some legendary sendoffs for players when they retire, but have you ever heard about how John Kruk left the diamond for the last time? 😂