Bobbie Armstrong

Professionally chaotic online. Copywriter/social @vmlyr humor @mcsweeneys

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@Arbys Ignore the hate comments. They’re right, but ignore them

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@PopBase Wendy will reportedly part ways with JYP Entertainment.

She will remain as a member of Twice.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@Dexerto Average license plate in Florida

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@Arbys I’ll take my chances with the lettuce thanks

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@PopBase Chipotle in Mexico is like Olive Garden in Italy

[Bobbie Armstrong @bobbien_]

The book of no more men

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Frankie Paul’s upcoming season of ‘The Bachelorette’ has been officially cancelled.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Katy Perry’s manager reposts news of Wendy’s closing hundreds of U.S. locations.

[Bobbie Armstrong @bobbien_]

Apparently the first amendment only protects speech that doesn’t hurt racists’ feelings huh

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[Bobbie Armstrong @bobbien_]

Do u think the pope has ever done karaoke at trader todd’s

[Bobbie Armstrong @bobbien_]

Missing the days when my second city pope tweet idea was an original thought

[Bobbie Armstrong @bobbien_]

135 cardinals will convene

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

I kissed the ground and i liked it

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

If i see my shadow u get 6 more weeks of vanilla frosty

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Can’t believe we’re getting TikTok ban before gta 6

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

REPORT: Naive Little Salted Caramel Frosty Totally Unaware Woman’s Happiness Rests on Her Shoulders

[Bobbie Armstrong @bobbien_]

Prove this app isn’t dead by following me on threads

[Bobbie Armstrong @bobbien_]

Gonna leave this app so I can go be miserable somewhere else

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

BBBBRRREAKING NEWWWS

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Cats! Dogs! Geese! Laura Loomer! Look, now he’s attacking Taylor!

Like the last season before a show gets canceled for getting over-the-top and, at the same time, boring.

This election is about jobs, wages, climate, health care, abortion. Not his show. Your life.