Crystina

Random tweets of a Brit in California. Hi! Please don't take me too seriously.

[Crystina @bobbieness]

Hey @peacock? “Never miss a moment” except HALF of every Olympic diving FINAL round due to all the ads? Anyone know if there is a lawsuit in here somewhere?

[Crystina @bobbieness]

I don’t know what people are supposed to want but I just want my cat to come cuddle me.

[Crystina @bobbieness]

Getting increasingly frustrated with the writing in She-Hulk. How has the Sorcerer Supreme been reduced to a careless TV-bingeing magic show cleaner that needs an attorney to stop a rogue ex-student? They didn't confiscate the sling ring when Donny got kicked out?

[Crystina @bobbieness]

RIP Your Majesty. I can't quite put my feelings into words right now, but one thing is for sure: you will be utterly missed and never forgotten.

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

[Crystina @bobbieness]

@VirginAtlantic hi there! I keep getting this error when trying to access my bookings. Got an email saying that my flight times have all changed and this was the url it gave to view / amend details…

[Crystina @bobbieness]

@MorganTremaine Favourite & least favourite thing about Amsterdam?

[Crystina @bobbieness]

And by “today” I meant yesterday. Because darn it’s passed midnight already? 😳🥲

[Crystina @bobbieness]

.@petfoodexpress is absolutely winning in the customer service department. Bought some probiotics for my cat & they threw in this treat that’s “for those everyday special occasions.” Today was our cat’s first birthday. This was purrfect! Her royal highness loved it. Thank you ❤️

[Crystina @bobbieness]

@DisguisedToast guess it's time to catch a stream

[Crystina @bobbieness]

@TheEmilyDBaker wasn't able to stay for the full members live yesterday, trying to catch up as replay crew and the video has been blocked? 😖

[Crystina @bobbieness]

@nickvujicic Hello to your little chicken drumstick! 😂

[Crystina @bobbieness]

Level of stress is at 100 today.

[Crystina @bobbieness]

I have a new phone now. So that’s kinda cool.

[Sophie L @SophieLents]

He won in the court of public opinion. He won in the court of law. Justice has been served and now he can finally have his name and reputation back.

#JusticeForJohhnyDepp
#JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard
#IStandWithJohnnyDepp
#JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeardTrial
#TruthWins

[✨ @steadyastherain]

Amber Heard, in her sob-story-defeat speech said “I’m even more disappointed in what this verdict means for other women” on behalf of other women, I can confirm we are absolutely DELIGHTED with the verdict 🥂 #TruthWins #JusticeForJohnnyDepp #JohnnyDepp #AmberHeardlsALiar

[Crystina @bobbieness]

My interpretation of the jury's verdict was: Johnny Depp won, overwhelmingly, though we'll throw Amber Heard a bone so she can't appeal, but she still sucks x5million.
#JohnnyDepp
#JusticeforJohnnyDepp
#DeppVsHeard

[Crystina @bobbieness]

I wonder if the jury awarded one count to Amber so that she wouldn't appeal. They awarded her $0 in punitive ("you suck") damages and wanted to award Johnny $5M. They clearly hated her.

[Crystina @bobbieness]

Clean sweep win. $10M. And "You Suck" damages of $5M (limit is $350k though I believe). #JusticeForJohnnyDepp

[Crystina @bobbieness]

LET'S GOOOOO!!! #JusticeForJohnnyDepp

[Emily D. Baker ⚖️ 💜 @TheEmilyDBaker]

Ct 2. - Two Years ago I spoke up about domestic abuse. The jury finds this statement is Defamatory.
Johnny Depp wins count 2. #JohnnyDepp #JohnnyDeppAmberHeardTrial

[Emily D. Baker ⚖️ 💜 @TheEmilyDBaker]

Ct. 1 The Headline. Johnny Depp wins. The statement is defamatory with actual malice.
#JohnnyDepp #JohnnyDeppAmberHeardTrial