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[Bobbington @bobbington80]

@Heseltine17 Great idea. Ricky Gervais did something similar putting a few After Life Benches around the country.

[Neil Lancaster @neillancaster66]

Accurate

This gave me my first proper laugh in 9 days

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

Press play. Close your eyes. It becomes a video of Phil Taylor bumming Boris Johnson.

[90s Football @90sfootball]

Retweet if you remember playing this as a kid!

[Jed Mercurio @jed_mercurio]

Thank you for submitting your audition for the next series of #LineofDuty but we’re looking for a character with at least one redeeming moral principle and a performance that places even just a scintilla of doubt in the audience’s mind that he might not be totally bent

[Louisa Compton @louisa_compton]

BREAKING: Tennis fans - cancel your plans for tonight - Channel 4 is showing the @EmmaRaducanu US Open final live from 8pm. Pls share and spread the word.

[Bobbington @bobbington80]

@PippoGoal9 I can confirm that we are delighted!

[Bobbington @bobbington80]

@paulbarrow1 @PippoGoal9 In his defence it is confusing. I’ve been on lots of tours of meat factories recently. I thought indoor activities were safest....

[Bobbington @bobbington80]

Just out on a walk. Anyone else hold their breath for about 10 seconds when a jogger runs past?

[Bobbington @bobbington80]

@NFFCArchive @NFFC @Everton First football match I went to!

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

A lot of the people insisting that we should risk lives to prevent damage to the economy spent the last few years arguing that we should damage the economy to get blue passports. Interesting priorities.

[Bobbington @bobbington80]

@Lord_Sugar Pot. Kettle. Black.

[Bobbington @bobbington80]

My 4 year old is struggling with J on her ABC jigsaw. Begins with J and rhymes with Smellyfish. Not sure I can give a better clue than that.

[Bobbington @bobbington80]

This new world is weird and a bit disconcerting. I’ve started liking tweets by @piersmorgan for the first time in my life!

[Bobbington @bobbington80]

@PippoGoal9 @ianpotta252 @mrmgr2 @cmcgeown84 Pretty good cross to say the ball was moving!

[Bobbington @bobbington80]

@CraigScaddan Ha ha... did you wear that to the polling station?!?!

[Bobbington @bobbington80]

@PippoGoal9 @BorisJohnson It’s not just twitter “experts”. Economic experts and also the governments own impact assessments show it will be bad. But on they plough. We voted to be poorer so poorer we must be!

[Bobbington @bobbington80]

@CraigScaddan @JamesCleverly Donald Tusk upon granting an extension to the Brexit deadline “please don’t waste this time”!!