Stephen Reay

Chief doer of stuff and things at @Koalephant. Formerly dev + infra at @xteam

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

There isn't much that compares to getting a high five from your son. #fives

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

@HAProxy How is that elephant holding a clipboard. He doesn't have an opposable thumb.

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

@markjaquith @phpstorm I understand that the stubs are namespaced, but none of the examples *using* those attributes reference namespaces, so my question is whether the IDE inspections/etc will just assume that *any* use of an attribute called e.g. `Deprecated` is in fact the JetBrains one.

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

@Bitbucket Except of course the ones who use Mercurial, right?

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

@hyc_symas It’s quite fun when a junior dev says “ugh sql, we should use nosql it’s better” to respond with “ok sure let’s use openldap - no sql in sight!”.

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

@bitfield Probably more comfortable than a jade monkey I suppose.

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

@debsuryorg Hey, any update on php-http supporting 7.4? It's still only showing as 5.6-7.3 here. Thanks again for your work!

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

@debsuryorg Right, I was actually wondering if there’s an arm-based host who could provide some resources for this, rather than a physical rpi/similar, but sure I understand that some parts its creating more management overhead.

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

@debsuryorg Would a native arm host be a viable alternative there?

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

@cyberduckapp Shouldn’t that be alive and quacking.

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

Hey @TwitterSupport @Twitter @TwitterSafety you seem to have a fucking bug, disabling SMS 2FA, disables *all* 2FA. Thanks for the fuck around.

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

@intellijidea do File Type Registered Patterns match against the whole path name or just the file name part? (My case: getting a `foo.service.d/foo.conf` file to be recognised the same as a `foo.service` file (systemd drop in configs)

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

Or, you know, it actually does a shit load more than just FTP and you’re just not familiar with it?

[joe @joemfox]

why is everyone talking about cyberduck is a good joke in a universe where everyone uses FTP clients

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

They say naming things is one of the 'hard problems' in tech. For @HP apparently 'describing things' is equally hard. How does describing any RAID, but particularly RAID0 as "real time backup" not open you up to lawsuits for misleading/false advertising?

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

@rmondello Devils advocate.

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

@macsales Oh. Just realised this isnt even the dock I was wondering about.

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

@macsales Does this provide power to a connected laptop via TB3? If so, how much?

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

@KarenAttiah @Uber @dkhos @washingtonpost To be fair at least one of Uber’s “mistakes” has also killed a person.

That he’s able to relate to it so easily is fucked up though, no question.

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

@marcedwards When they become skull shaped it means they’re self-aware and we’re 10 minutes from judgement day.

[Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey]

@marcedwards Right, but that monospaced numbers bit won't help e.g. align the text to the right of "1" and "10" will it?