With each passing day, the Ridiculous situation with the Detroit Red Wings, of the GREAT State of Michigan, becomes more Unacceptable. Careless Christopher Ilitch should be ASHAMED of himself, for his truly Tardy behavior following the removal of Sleepy Steve Yzerman. The Woeful Wings have a lot of WORK to do, and hold the Most Disgraceful Playoff Drought in the National Hockey League. Such a Sad Situation to see how Careless Chris doesn't understand WINNING like his Late, GREAT father, and instead seems to be a Total Lost Puppy, much DUMBER than an Octopus, and everyone knows it. The Wings need to get the MESS cleaned up, and careless Chris is only adding to the filth. A truly BAD situation! Thank you for your attention to this matter. NHL President DONALD JOHN TRUMP
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