Bobby Britain

Former astronaut, milk bottle juggler and stunt body double for Eric Pickles MP and Dame Helen Mirren

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@BBCTheOneShow @StaceyDooley Met John Craven in 1988 in Lapland filming Newsround by a bonfire on a frozen lake at -24C with a group of Barnados kids. He absolutely made their day ... and mine.
Tony T

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@C4F1 Shots of the crowd during the Max / Vettel overtake. Keep the viewing to what's happening on the track!!

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@Mike_Fabricant Blah, blah, blah.... total parliamentary fuck up. Time for the people to decide with a game of rock, paper, scissors

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@johnmcilroy Pimp my bathtub

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@C4F1 @ScuderiaFerrari I found Wally. No wonder he's smiling now that he's heading up Ferrari F1

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@TheLastLeg I'm no lip-reading expert but #isitOK for Jeremy Corbyn to ask Theresa May for "soup and wonton" during PMQs #feelingpeckish #stupidman

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@imacelebrity @SairKhan @officialmal_ I was hoping Noel would do this one just to confirm that he can both talk and eat bollocks at the same time

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@surtsa @jeremycorbyn Give the man a break. At least he changed out of his wellies on his way down to the allotment

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@Richard24609666 @jeremycorbyn Give him a break as he has a busy day tidying up his allotment later

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@MalcV2 @jeremycorbyn Give the man a break. He was just on his way back from Tesco looking for a cheap black tie

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@jeremycorbyn You were attending the centenary of the end of WW1 and you dress like you were off to Tesco. Show some respect you prat!

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@realDonaldTrump Give the man a break. It's never a good idea to take a fake tan out in the rain

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@Mike_Fabricant If Gerry Adams is doing a peace process cookery book surely there's room for a Brexit cook book. Any ideas on what you could include?

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@BBCNews I'll be disappointed if this isn't included

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@AmandaHolden @England "How far we came" did you say? Dirty boy!

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@stephanddom Handball!

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@TheLastLeg #isitOK to handle the ball in a World Cup ... errr "semi"?

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@Mike_Fabricant @guardian Good article. Vote was 52%|48%. Rees-Mogg thinks it was 0|100% and Remoaners counter with 100|0%. May's "out but without pulling up the drawbridge" pretty much represents a 52/48% position and what the British people voted for. So chuffin' get on with it!

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@Mike_Fabricant Business overheard saying "F*** Boris"

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@SallyBundockBBC @BBCNews Street party! Even if folks aren't bothered about the wedding it's a fun way of bringing the community in our village together ... and if we're still sober it'll be FA cup later