Bobby “Rob” Pitts CPA, CFA, CMA

Aspiring Accountant, Miami Alum, Horrible at Basketball

[Bobby “Rob” Pitts CPA, CFA, CMA @bobbybitts]

Hot blond chick at my internship who is definitely into me just showed me her phone and had a boyfriend on lock screen. Just a one on one now.

[Bobby “Rob” Pitts CPA, CFA, CMA @bobbybitts]

@proppa_joe_east Can’t make two soccer picks Prop. Invalidates all predictions. Get back to work

[Bobby “Rob” Pitts CPA, CFA, CMA @bobbybitts]

@daguyincognito She has a nose ring dude ask her

[Bobby “Rob” Pitts CPA, CFA, CMA @bobbybitts]

Talking to a girl for a couple of months and then she instantly stops talking to me and starts aggressively getting with a fraternity brother.

Anyways, here’s a j mikes club homemade parm bread extra meat- mikes way no tomato.

[Bobby “Rob” Pitts CPA, CFA, CMA @bobbybitts]

Am I a senior ✅
Am I checking the new freshman page✅

Any more questions?

[John “Ben” Numbers @JohnNumbers1826]

1. Chanks
2. Chanks
3. Chanks
4. Chanks
5. Chanks

Honorable mention: Ox Vegas

[Bobby “Rob” Pitts CPA, CFA, CMA @bobbybitts]

@dougRwhitman Can’t beat it with a stick

[Alfred “Alfie” Solomans @petermillarpapi]

Here we go again in Oxford #LetTheKidsPlayBall

[Bobby “Rob” Pitts CPA, CFA, CMA @bobbybitts]

Down goes another Miami dust ring. See ye theta chi

[Bobby “Rob” Pitts CPA, CFA, CMA @bobbybitts]

Down goes another Miami dust ring. See ye theta chi

[Bobby “Rob” Pitts CPA, CFA, CMA @bobbybitts]

@StevenHeggs @yordanball Didn’t know she got with a lot of other dudes. She told me I was her third body

[Bobby “Rob” Pitts CPA, CFA, CMA @bobbybitts]

Not worth going to jail over some dust. Sucks for these kids #pikapp

[Bobby “Rob” Pitts CPA, CFA, CMA @bobbybitts]

I really need to start a business where I loan out huge stacks of money to certain groups for flexing purposes. I’d never get it back but it would be awesome

[Bobby “Rob” Pitts CPA, CFA, CMA @bobbybitts]

@NathanNate420 That’s baseball. They don’t even need stuff for classes because they are hot

[Nathan (Nate) Nathaniel @NathanNate420]

93.1 @heatdaddy69420 @J_Swish24

[Harold “Hammer” Lewis, CPA @haroldthehammer]

@FBIDirectorKash who did it bro I need to know

[Bobby “Rob” Pitts CPA, CFA, CMA @bobbybitts]

Public drinking allowed in Ohio. Let’s go

[Bobby “Rob” Pitts CPA, CFA, CMA @bobbybitts]

I don’t think Oxford Ohio is the place to find a wife only place to find some hot pigeons

[Bobby “Rob” Pitts CPA, CFA, CMA @bobbybitts]

@RoquanKilla A good portion of sororities in Oxford fit this narrative

[Bobby “Rob” Pitts CPA, CFA, CMA @bobbybitts]

I was just talking to the president