Bobby

Awkward bloke with few redeeming qualities. Lover of sarcasm and cask ale. PhD in History. Author:

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

What a week!

[90s Football @90sfootball]

Marco van Basten's complete career in stickers!

(via @OldSchoolPanini)

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Haaland highlights vs. Crystal Palace. #FACupFinal

[Josh Hallam @JoshieMcsquashy]

“Today I feel Crystal Palace”

[Bobby @bobbyczerneff]

@Ambo_91 Antony right now, OTOH. Stunning free kick

[Justine Stafford @JustineStafford]

if the new pope elected is under 40 white vape will be released from the vatican

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Tour guide.

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

The perfect woman doesn’t exi…..

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Trump getting re-elected, Arsenal beating Real Madrid in the Champions League.

Somewhere Piers Morgan has a lamp, a genie and one more wish.

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

So tell me… is there a Mrs Cig?🌹😏

[Stephen Black @stephenRB4]

It was the worst of times. And remained that way for a very long time. The end.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

they r on a date

[Black Lodge Cult @BlackLCult]

BOB.

[Bobby @bobbyczerneff]

*Introductions at a dinner party*
Herman Melville: Call me Ishmael.
Debbie Harry: 🎵Call me, call me any, anytime🎵
Me [busy inventing time machine so I can go back to 1980 and call peak Debbie]: Soz, brb

[Bobby @bobbyczerneff]

The Killers: Are we human, or are we dancer?
Giorgio Tsoukalos:

[Bobby @bobbyczerneff]

You know what? Life's rubbish, but here's a new tune that's bound to brighten your day/night for approximately 4:02 minutes https://t.co/k7g31DN3vO

[Miguel Delaney @MiguelDelaney]

Whatever the correctness of the actual decision, it feels overly harsh for that to be the punishment for something as exacting as a shoot-out

Should be a retake

It's a slip, not an intentional attempt to cheat. Absurd.

https://t.co/hG10uIEswU