Bobby Hackman

greatest comedy man knows what youre thinking (views may not be Bobby Hackman's own)

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Geoff Turner is making his long awaited debut with @bobbyishackman. Come witness fitness.

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I’m Bobby Hackman and I know what you’re thinking, BOBBY... when will you be making a comeback on to the big comedy stages. Well, it’s 4th of March of course. For my old manager @PeterBazely

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So proud of my son

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Rumours going around that Steve Guttenberg is gay, he says he’s not but I know for a fact that he’s been in Sharknado 3

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Rumours going around that Ted Danson is gay, he says he’s not but I know for a fact that he’s been in 3 men AND a little lady

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Rumours going around that Tom Selleck is gay, he says he’s not but I know for a fact that he’s been in 3 men AND a baby

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They should add tampon tax to essential men's items like yorkie bars, rape masks and remote controls. #Equality #everydaysexism

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Something about bags costing 5p

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I'm Bobby Hackman and I know what you're thinking BOBBY What's the best way to grab a pussy?
By the scruff of its neck like it's mother.

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Look what's coming back to TV @TheCrystalMaze
They're currently looking for anyone with bad 90's hairstyles and moustaches to take part.

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My friend is doing really well with healing and channeling energy.

She's reiking it in.

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I'm Bobby Hackman and I know what you're thinking,
BOBBY
If a sex video was ever released of you, it would be less a video and more a gif.

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If anyone's interested I have the phone number for the crystals it's 82111 8211

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Why don't people in most EU countries give money to the homeless?

BECAUSE ITS YOURO (euro) NOT THEIRO

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It's never the audiences fault, it's not their fault they're stupid fucking idiots with no sense of humour who are wrong about everything.

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Victor Meldrew actor Richard Wilson suffers heart attack
I don't believe it.
https://t.co/H5AVWOTkGz

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What's the filthiest currency?

The pound. Because it keeps going down after you pull out.

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Dubai hotels?

No i just book a room.

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Sexually I like to be treated like a woman, that's why I've lowered my rent boy fees by 20%

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Looks like I'm being dragged down to do a set tonight @JesterJesters come along and I'll tell what what you're thinking.