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Just a bizzle in this wizzle.

[Mr Brain Health @MrBrainHealth]

Happy New Year, California, Nevada, Oregon, and Washington!!!

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Today's date is sequential: 12-13-14
Does anyone else think that's awesome?

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That awkward moment when you're halfway through telling a story and you realize it's a stupid story.

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i need a phone with 200% battery life 🔋

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Turkey Coma....taking over....ZzzzzZzzzzz

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M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - THE WAIT IS OVER! ITS BLACK FRIDAY TIME! LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!

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Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble Gobble!!!!

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Skinny jeans are like calories. Easy to put on but impossible to take off.

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My bed is so possessive. Every morning it does not want me to leave.

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"Benjamin Button"
"Benjamin who?"
"Benjamin."
"Who's there?"
Knock knock.

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Me looking at old pictures: "Why?"

Me looking at old haircut: "Why?"

Me looking at old clothes: "Why?"

Me looking at old crush: "Why?"

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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing!

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I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later on my DVR.

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Excuse me, but I'm not weird... I'm limited edition. ;)

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Never take things for granted. Your freedom didn't come cheap... #HappyVeteransDay

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Is it Monday already?!?!

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Lazy Sunday's Rock!!!

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Getting COOOOOLD outside already. brrrrr.

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Dear @Starbucks & @DunkinDonuts I NEED some coffee to kickstart my day! Will one of you send some love my way? I need some caffein oy vey :D