Avuncular Leave Advocate

The only real commodity to have is patience

[Avuncular Leave Advocate @bobbyportishead]

PLEASE BE ALRIGHT JORDAN WALKER

[Avuncular Leave Advocate @bobbyportishead]

The fact that the pandemic led DIRECTLY, with NO GAPS, into this air quality crisis and that’s why I can’t get a full time job or a girlfriend… not enough people are talking about this

[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

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[Avuncular Leave Advocate @bobbyportishead]

Obviously the main credit goes to Jordan Walker for putting up a monster performance but big shoutout to Kleininger Teran for his pitching too, he threw some really good stuff for Jordan to hit

[Avuncular Leave Advocate @bobbyportishead]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ JORDAN WALKER TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[sky @skymutsuko]

we still talk about you

[Avuncular Leave Advocate @bobbyportishead]

Unemployed dudes rooting for Mbappe… bro get an MBA or put on some PPE And get to WORK

[Avuncular Leave Advocate @bobbyportishead]

If someone came up to me and said “remember that The Clean and Cleaners from Venus are two different bands or you die” I’d tell them to blow my shit smoove off right then and there

[Avuncular Leave Advocate @bobbyportishead]

Seeing a whole lot of “top 10 American indie rock songs” lists that don’t include Left of the Dial - curious!

[Avuncular Leave Advocate @bobbyportishead]

It takes a lot of work to change your lateness habits! A big way I have adjusted is by simply doing fewer things in a day so that I can plan out my time better, and I get that that’s frustrating or impossible for many people to do. But it is possible for many people, even w ADHD

[Avuncular Leave Advocate @bobbyportishead]

As someone who has been on both sides of the lateness discourse (I used to be chronically late but I’m way better now), I think it’s fair for other people to be frustrated by it/exclude you from certain events that you might mess up but also calling it a “moral failing” is silly

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Remarkable "Brothers Three" occurrence yesterday, where from a distance I thought I was being approached by large children, but it became clear they were 3 middle aged men, all ~5'3" and shaped like bowling balls, like the exact same body type. I whispered the line

[valerie @appleeater5000]

When I was 15 I’d regularly get drunk and lay in the middle of my room and repeatedly slam my head hard against the floor while listening to this song
https://t.co/sMqWTngCfU

[adrian // #1 Brian Wilson truther @111wonderfu1]

Can’t Wait Too Long (recorded from 1967 to 1968), an unreleased track that sounds ethereal, extraterrestrial and human at the same time. Eternal.

[M҉͔̜͗҄͡OLnI͜͞Y҈Ǎʬʭ҂֑֑֑֑҇׆זּׁ֮֨֫֍։ֲ֖֖֖֖֖֖֖֖֖֖֙֙֙֙֙ @Flowerdino]

sometimes somebody gets what it’s like to be human and sometimes they put it onto paper and it’s perfect.

[SurfSkateThrash @SurfThrash]

The Breeders
Drivin’ on 9
Last Splash (1993)

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

beautiful world day one million

[🦇 @cartisburner__]

I’ve been laughing at ts for five minutes straight