Bobby Rodriguez

[Bobby Rodriguez @bobbyr09]

Always stay gracious, best revenge is your paper.

[Bobby Rodriguez @bobbyr09]

I’ve been home from so I’m watching summer house from season 1.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

[Bobby Rodriguez @bobbyr09]

Heather calling Lisa Barlow out is so fulfilling. Someone else needs to call Lisa out on her BS #RHOSLC

[Bobby Rodriguez @bobbyr09]

Júlia really trying to secure her spot for next season. #RHOM

[Bobby Rodriguez @bobbyr09]

At the dealership.

Laptop: dead.
AirPods: dead
Phone: 4%
Car: 30% to completion 😳🫥🫨

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Pope Leo XIV: “Someone who says I’m against abortion but is in favor of the death penalty is not really pro-life."

[Bobby Rodriguez @bobbyr09]

God. Lisa is unbearable to listen to. You know she’s losing when she starts saying this is a joke, or starts yelling. Never need to yell to get your point across. #rhoslc

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Exactly

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump: “Smart people don’t like me”

Fact check: 100% true.

[Old Man Lefty @OldManLefty1]

I am not going to celebrate Charlie Kirk's death, but I'm certainly not going to celebrate the life of someone who spread hate like this..

[Drew @HeyImReallyDrew]

She ate yall right on up!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Since MAGA is out there once again saying their Melon-hued Messiah is making “prayer great again”, let’s talk about God and Trump, shall we?

When Donald was a 5 year-old boy, he was caught throwing rocks at a baby in a crib in the neighboring yard.

When he was eligible for the draft, while his peers went off to war, he sought medical deferments for an ailment he didn’t have.

He left his first wife, who said he raped her, for his second wife, who he cheated on with his third wife, who he cheated on with a porn star and a Playmate, who he then paid to keep quiet, before he lied about the money he paid them.

Yes, really.

He bragged about grabbing women by the pussy when he wasn’t making fun of their looks, their weight, their menstrual cycles, or calling them “dogs,” he cheated people out of their money, stole from charities, mocked a disabled reporter, joked about Paul Pelosi being attacked by a man with a hammer, opined about having sex with his daughter, insulted people who stutter, said he didn’t want war-wounded amputees in his sight, golfed and tweeted while Americans died from Covid, incited horrific violence in order to install himself in an office he was voted out of, and then pardoned every single person who perpetrated the violence he himself incited.

He is named in the files of a notorious sex trafficker he spent decades being best friends with, and relocated said sex trafficker’s partner in crime to a bougie Club Fed cushioned with comforts most of the survivors of her abuse will never know.

Yes, really.

He’s a sociopathic, narcissistic, pathologically lying, serial sexual predator, and a bigoted, hateful, vitriolic criminal conman who refers to innocent immigrants as “vermin,” while praising murderous despots at the same time.

He can’t cite a single passage from the Bible when asked but will still sell them for profit, he doesn’t attend church but worships instead every Sunday at Our Lady of The Perpetual Mulligan, and he’s even had the audacity to refer to himself as the second coming of Jesus.

Yes, really.

God has turned him into a tomato-sauce-stained sloth-like felon with bruised hands, slurred speech and swollen ankles. God impeached him twice, made him lose reelection once and visited upon his first term in office a once-in-a-lifetime global pandemic which ravaged our country along with the rest of the world. And then God convicted him on 34 counts and found him liable of defamation, sexual abuse & business fraud.

God created someone as hateful, impulsive, intolerant, needy, angry, vengeful, malevolent, selfish, sadistic, depraved, amoral, areligious, idiotic, envious, devious and evil as Donald Trump, made his first presidency the most infamous in the history of time, and then rained down upon him the hammer of justice in historic fashion all so that he could return him to the office he once tried to steal?

That’s God at work, is it?
He handed the highest political office on the planet to the physical embodiment of the seven deadly sins rolled into a sadistic, senile, septuagenarian who personifies everything Jesus spoke against because he is so “devout”?

The truth is that slimmest plurality of Americans, comprised of the dumbest, most willfully self-sabotaging fools in this country put him back in office for a second term because they either couldn’t or wouldn’t vote for a Black woman.

But that victory is what the cult will point to as the “proof” their spiteful psychopathic savior was sent “by God.”

Really?!?

That he was “chosen” by God himself.

Well, that’s straight up bullshit.

But it’s also what they have to tell themselves, because despite everything he’s done and everything he’s said, despite what they can see with their own eyes and hear with their own ears—MAGA will still believe what they need to believe.
Because the truth is that this was never about God.
These people don’t worship God.
They worship Trump.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Trump honoring a child with brain cancer tonight and then leading a standing ovation for him while simultaneously eliminating all spending for child cancer research is a perfect encapsulation of MAGA morality.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Trump's Joint Address by topic:

0 mentions of health care affordability
0 mentions of housing affordability
0 mentions of veterans
0 mentions of prescription drug costs
2 mentions of the Gulf of “America”
3 mentions of annexing Greenland
3 mentions of Elon Musk
5 mentions of tax handouts for the ultra-wealthy and mega corporations
6 mentions of the Panama Canal
13 mentions of Joe Biden

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Is Donald Trump going to respond to Musk’s email and report on what he did last week?

To help, I’ve gone ahead and done it for him. A thread:

[Miley News @mileymania23]

Miley Cyrus upcoming releases:

● BEST FRIEND - Juice WRLD, Miley Cyrus, Fall Out Boy
(Nov 29th)
● BEAUTIFUL THAT WAY (Dec 13th)
● SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL (new album, 2025)

[Bobby Rodriguez @bobbyr09]

I just saw @weliveintimemov I cried during, after, and on my way home. 🥺🥺

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

BREAKING: McDonald’s replaces The Hamburglar with another well known felon