swaguu

[𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄 @Apremunit]

Who the fuck just wake straight up & smoke weed?

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Fuck sex, let's sit on the bed and figure out why you've been lying since I met you

[zuka @feran_x]

In addition, get very comfortable disappointing women, your life will just be better

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

I’m generally an uninterested nigga. I like to avoid things

[BIG LEO🦅 @leodey4u]

“30 days has September…” the most useful nursery rhymes ever

I use it all the time 😂

[Yugo @stfuyugo]

Got a streamer a 60M naira camry to show your fans that in the grand scheme of things they do not matter to you.

If you're not putting your fanbase in tight situations where they have to defend your retarded behaviour

Youre straight up insulting them on twitter or spitting on their face

Dabeedo

[TimithegoatTTG🎯 @sethgun1800]

I know it’s the Colos cartel that’s behind this

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

“can i call you and cry”

call na make we do competition

[Ijoba 𓃵 💵💰 @baddest_cash]

Use condoms guys! Your girlfriends are prostitutes.
😔🥺

[BoxingEnthusiast @BoxingEnth]

Mike Tyson was 20 years old here 😳

The most terrifying and ferocious 20 year old in the history of mankind 🥶

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

How me and you go go event, I bought regular tickets for us… we reach there, person wey you sabi con upgrade your own ticket from Regular to VIP, you come abandon me for regular lmaooo

You come say make I no crash out?
You’re very silly.

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatesder4]

If that 1.4B hit my account, I go first lock up my papa and him two brothers for three months. I no need any useful advice within that three months abeg 😑

[Wydysta 🇳🇬🪡 @wydysta]

Two gba twins, afigbese shola

[‏ً @oluwatxsinn]

i go steal your 16 make your mind first dey

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

I did not watch the Polygamist movie.

Yes I’m special
Yes I deserve an award

I would never contribute to SOUTHAFRICA in any way.

God forbid

[9ineball @9ineballl]

oh well

[Shakiru @therealshakiru]

I’m due for a “we really shouldn’t be doing this” type of sex 😭

[kayz3d🇦🇷 @kay_z67]

"How did your money finish?" Is such a triggering question to ask me in this tinubu regime.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

If you still dey think say girl wey sleep with you dey do you favour, my brother you be mumu

[Ụzọamaka Power @UzoamakaPower]

hi
i’m the highest grossing actor of 2026
i’m the highest grossing writer of ‘26
and God is good.
thank you to the loves who have seen our gorgeous labour of love.
keep spreading the word.
i love you for watching. #coml 😘