BobbytheBrown

Dr Alan Grant's illegitimate child. Member of MLB's Bat Boy Hall of Fame. Once waited 3/4 of an hour for a gin and tonic. The real victim.

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@berniewilson @BenAndWoods Kinda long, Bernie. But I think we’re close…

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This is a Mina Kimes appreciation tweet.

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

Perhaps Roe can be salvaged if women reclassify their vaginas as holsters. #iykyk

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@KyleBrandt How dare you.

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@chrisahrens You don’t even know what it means!

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@ChrisVernonShow @PhillipDean_ It’s because they play D in a pickup game…

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Guys, the new Scream isn’t good and I don’t know why anyone is saying otherwise.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Current mood 🕺

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Anthony Davis during tonight’s post game presser…

[nba paint @nba_paint]

Grayson Allen.

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@Chipotle @ChipotleTweets Proud to say I’ve been a member of Team @Chipotle for nearly 23 years now, and not once has it caused me any stomach trouble.

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Tom Wambsgans and Greg Hirsch in Season 4 of #SuccessionHBO

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Yo @Apple , I could do without the sass from my watch congratulating me for standing up.

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@andrewbarbot Andrew’s tweets…”nevah lost!”

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United is BIG mad right now.

[PTI @PTI]

Thank you, thank you, thank you, @BarackObama for this gift, and for celebrating our 20th anniversary with us!

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dUMPster fire #NLDS2021

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@andrewbarbot Well, you soon will.

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@thelukerodgers @WonderLilly You and I to Lilly’s thread here…👇🏻

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