Bobby Warrener

stand up comedian/world heavyweight champion. all i do is listen to rap music. cohost of so you ruined the party again podcast

[Bobby Warrener @BobbyWarrener]

comedy is tricky cause you gotta be smart to succeed at it, but you gotta be really fucking dumb to get into it.

[Bobby Warrener @BobbyWarrener]

@LaysCanada i have a question please DM me

[Bobby Warrener @BobbyWarrener]

the girl dancing on me at the club is going to be so disappointed when she finds out the bulge in my pants is actually two tiny dicks in a trench coat

[Bobby Warrener @BobbyWarrener]

show pitch: succession but everybody is nice to each other :)

[Allen/semi retired tweeter @fbgallen]

U wouldn’t get it

[Bobby Warrener @BobbyWarrener]

I’m trying to smash the matriarchy (fuck ur mom)

[Bobby Warrener @BobbyWarrener]

i am part of one of the bravest and most oppressed groups in history (ppl with undiagnosed IBS)

[Bobby Warrener @BobbyWarrener]

@samburnz93 that means she’s an 11 brother

[Sam Burns @samburnz93]

I suck

[Bobby Warrener @BobbyWarrener]

@ReaganRising the main character isn’t paper?

[Bobby Warrener @BobbyWarrener]

i open youtube to watch one thing then 3 hours later i’m halfway through a 45 minute video that’s like “why the main character of The Office is actually paper”

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

tonight

[Ryan Williams @rywilliamscomic]

After 9 years I regret to inform everyone I will be recording my debut standup comedy album OCT 27th 7PM & 915. The Recording will take place in Vancouver at Little Mountain Gallery.

[Bobby Warrener @BobbyWarrener]

standup comedy is art! that’s why i always go onstage and say “campbell’s soup can, but it looks a little weird”.

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@dinkbalshin and to audiences everywhere! slammed!

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it’s official...i’ve gone viral 😎

[Bobby Warrener @BobbyWarrener]

money is like eye contact, i’d be a lot more successful if i knew how to make it.

[Bobby Warrener @BobbyWarrener]

die hard with a vengeance 2 looks awesome!!!

[VERY BUSY @avafalcoo]

This was the other side of it for those wondering.

[Bobby Warrener @BobbyWarrener]

rich people like to say “i’m not rich i’m comfortable”. well you’re going to be very uncomfortable when i find out that means you’re actually rich and ask you for five grand you son of a bitch.

[Bobby Warrener @BobbyWarrener]

making a remix to i’m in love with a stripper, called “i’m in love with every stripper and i’m pretty sure if i pay for another lap dance they’ll love me back”

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replying “wow this blew up, check out my podcast!” to my tweets that get four likes as a form of positive visualization.