Clavicular met a girl and told her he wanted to crack and spend the night with her β when she said maybe, he admitted it's just a numbers game and he'll keep asking until one says yes π³
Clavicular had TWO girls fighting for his attention on the boat tonight... but who actually had him wrapped around her finger? π "Be real... who was winning?"
Clavicular saw a guy aggressively grabbing a girl next to him at the club and his brain short-circuited so hard he just flashed his abs and wandered off into the fog π "Bro didn't know how to react so he just hit his default emote..."
Clavicular was sitting with a 38-year-old MILF when another girl suddenly joined them... 30 seconds later they're asking what hotel he's staying at π bro turned one pickup into two
Zlatan IbrahimoviΔ keeps roasting Marlon over his football skills and knowledge β "I respect Marlon because at least he admitted that he is a benchwarmer" π
Marlon finally meets his all-time favorite player Zlatan IbrahimoviΔ... only to get roasted over his follower count and for calling MalmΓΆ dangerous, with Zlatan even clowning him to Thierry Henry and KSI π