bobferatu II

2x fomo survivor, 2x paddington lover, 2x ai hater, latina, and still a secret 6th thing

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

pope’s intercession now God has placed all of the the soxs and Bears suffering on me so that they can win you’re welcome Chicago

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

I'm deadass too suicidal to be playing AND losing in fantasy

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

last time I’m being vulnerable on the tl

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

the asset protection guys at pulaski promenade ross are always fine papas and I don’t use that term lightly

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

so busy with life I haven’t opened ao3 since the sun started setting at 4:30pm and we’re almost there again

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

kinktober but my kinks are unconditional love and deep acceptance and commitment safety

[k ✭ MET DAN AND PHIL @moranxfranta_]

12 year old me would be jumping for joy right now !!
#hardlaunchtour 💜💜

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

watching Aaron Rodgers is like watching gore of your older relative who you aren’t really close with but always gave you $20 on Christmas so you feel some type of way everytime he fumbles

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

they’re trying to gaslight me and say birth control doesn’t cause weight gain modern medicine you’re not so modern

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

derma-planed my eyebrows now they’re all fucked up

[ozzi ⛄️ | GOING F1 SG🇸🇬 @yukigiuseppe]

scholarships and free rides and direct jobs immediately

[terbik @slopbik]

everyone's suicidal until they ride passenger in my car and then suddenly they care about their mortality

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

say sike rn…

[☠︎︎ @SMOKEMIBITCH]

We can tell when u use no foundation & just concealer btw..

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

PTO APPROVED FOR TWO WEEKS

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

benched juwan johnson this week

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

Juwan Johnson being ass on his birthday leave birthday blues to women only!!!!

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

fuck rookies send jadarian back to school

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

Jordan love you will pay for this

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

maybe my fantasy team is ass because I've made a habit of believing there’s good in bad men

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

@CelsiusOfficial why the fuck are we making fizz free drinks

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

starting 0-2 in fantasy should i die now or later

[bobferatu II @bobferatu]

talked mad shit in my anonymous yearly performance survey like I don’t get my health insurance from my job