Prison Mike

JFK'S only son. Half Hacidic Jew. Half Native American. Brief speaking role in an off Broadway adaptation of Air Bud.

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Gentleman's wager: Gary Busey performs in at least one American Gladiators exposition this year. #builtdifferent #thebuseinator

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If anyone's still looking for Mormon themed bed sets, don't bother. I bought the last one. #brighamyoungbodypillowftw

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I love a good story as much as the next yugioh fan, but if I hear about Paul Revere one more time, I'm bouncing 🤣 y'heard!? #aintitdo

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If anyone finds an elegant way to ask someone for the plunger, hit me up.. until then.. don't flush downstairs #bigpoopsmatter

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@BobFlob8 That in and of itself is ebatufliu

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If Alvin and the Chipmunks were squirrels, my ancestors would've eaten them already

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@BobFlob8 I have and he's not. Mr. Stealyomuppet

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My fav iron chef by far is Man Fiery.

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How has Chevy Chase never appeared in a car commercial

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Bluescadoo, you can #metoo

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Few wanna find the one..look no further than the first finger on your hand. Any hand. Jus chewz.

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@_kathy_gurl It's KATTRAIN!

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Get you a gerl that always has mints for you and your boyz at church.

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My kids better hope I never have kids.

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Why did the stripper cow have such a hard time sleeping?

She kept grinding her teets at night.

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Just saved 15% or more by switching to Progressive. #wearefarmers #bumbuhdumdumdumdumdum

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Hagrid. Badgrid.

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Auditioning this weekend for the parts of Phil and Lil from the new live-action Rugrats movie coming out summer of 2019. Wish me luck! #twinning #doubletrouble #gottagetthatcheddar #callmethenewmarykateandashleyolsen

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ISO a stunning set of kitchenware depicting Depression Era radio hosts. Not picky about which station they're from. Let me know!

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Just found out that Al Pacino and Spanky from The Little Rascals is the same guy. #mindblown