Bob Halfoff

The Rt DisHon member for you plebs.
A Parody Hysterical Broadcast on behalf of Harlow Conservatories.

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

Whoops. Ignore that, it was supposed to be a DM. 🙊

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

Haha, yeah. If they thought it was bad before, just wait until they see what we’ve got planned 😂

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

@Mossy_65 Hi Richard, sorry for the slow reply, I’ve been trying to get a reservation at the East India club, but every time I call, they put me on hold for hours. You’re right about my advisor though, he’s been a bit down since we declared him fit for work

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

Looking forward to a relaxing day of peacefully watching the cars drive by.
No distractions, just me and my thoughts #blessed #conservatories

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

I’ve been away for a while, have I missed anything important? How’s Dave doing? #conservatories

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

Yes I have! My favourite character is King Stan Raytheon. A fine example of traditional conservative values

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

@johnstrachan11 You won’t get by-election that easily!

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

On the plus side, conservative engagement on Twitter is at an all time high! https://t.co/aCbf7WXlJm

[Ben Bradley @Ben_Bradley_32]

On the 19th of February I made a defamatory statement about @jeremycorbyn. I have apologised to Mr Corbyn and here is the complete text of my apology. Please retweet.

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

Good morning your majesty https://t.co/cXZcixN0LW

[Jo Marie O'Reilly @JoMarieOReilly]

If @halfon4harlow is working class then I'm the Queen of England. 👸🏻 https://t.co/hpOd9ILnCc

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

I meant, of course, #GE2017. Not sure what happened there, our party is usually very good with numbers #Conservatories https://t.co/h7Ipey6noF

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

Due to a printing error, some ballots do not have Theresa Mays name on them. If yours doesn't, you're allowed write it on #GE2107

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

Due to a printing error, some ballots do not have Theresa Mays name on them. If yours doesn't, you're allowed write it on #GE2107

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

@philwaite68 I know all about your u-turns. I saw you do it. Brazenly turning around in the middle of the Tesco car park

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

Like Amber said, vote Theresa May. If she's not on your ballot, you have to write it on there yourself #BBCDebate #GE2017 #Conservatories

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

.@philwaite68 Why do you actively engage with your constituents, when it's easier to sit beside a road with a placard? #AskPhil4Harlow

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

.@philwaite68 Why do oppose blocking people on twitter? What other methods do you recommend to suppress the dissidents? #askPhil4Harlow

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

Shhh, it's supposed to be a surprise! #GE2017

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

@ahddrv @CamelSopwith That's pure conjecture; the only way to prove it is to vote Conservatory.

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

Dear Leader Mummy May says you're allowed a voice, but only if you use it to say "Vote #Conservatories" in a strong & stable manner #GE2017 https://t.co/SHa0B39Nop

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

Oh good, I'll be sending the Halfoff #PropaVANda round there tomorrow. I'd go canvassing myself, but I'll be too busy sitting beside a road. https://t.co/RCdN8RmZkT

[Bob Halfoff @bobhalfoff]

Of course not, there's an election coming up. https://t.co/yEou2K3aTy