Hadži Pilica

Još za mene ima drumova i kuma, s oblaka sam sišla - ali ne i s uma!

[Hadži Pilica @Bobitzah]

Procenjujem muškarce ko konje, da li ima dobre zube, da li ima dobru dlaku i koliko brzo može da trči

[Hadži Pilica @Bobitzah]

'Mnogo volim da radim sa tobom, jer kako i gde bih na nekom drugom mestu recimo saznala da je Jakov Jozinović agent udbe' - Piličina koleginica B.M.

[BRILJANTIN VOSAK @CAPSLOCK94]

ČEKAJ, PRIJAVIO SI LIKA IZ BLA BLA JER JE 400 DINARA NAPLATIO A OČEKIVAO SI 300

ZBOG 100 DINARA???

JEBEM TI SUNCE ŽARENO

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Never deleting this app

[петобанка @petobanka]

рууАХХзапеЕеЕла

[Pavle Đorđević @cant_miss_kid_0]

Stekeri Maline Vojvodic kao dokaz da ne mozes majstore ni minut same da ostavis u kuci

[Hadži Pilica @Bobitzah]

Ako neko voli da sere po Beogradu to sam ja i prva sam povraćala sebi u usta dok sam živela tamo ali da neko kaže da ljudi mokre po ulici i da nema šta da se vidi i obiđe, stvarno bruka koliko laž

[Hadži Pilica @Bobitzah]

Ok sve držala sam se dobro ali kad reče albanski muzeji tu sam se onesvestila od smeha

[JuanSanchez @JuanSanchez0x0]

Serbia first impressions: won't be going back

I spent last week in Serbia following my "Egypt rule": short stays in new countries in case they totally suck. And, it sucked. Oh well.

The good: the women are beautiful. When was the last time you saw an attractive woman in the US work behind a counter? 2003? Beautiful women in the US might as well be wearing hijabs, because you never see them in public. In Serbia, 8/10's are everywhere. We need to bring back cigarettes & fat shaming.

The bad: everything else.

The food: they love cevapi (minced meat rolled into sausage shapes). It's flavorless beef with a few onions on pita. Smoking countries often have trash food because they can't taste anything, so this was expected.

The history: shockingly nonexistent, but how? 2 world wars started here. Communism's rise & fall. Dictator to democracy. Yugoslavia's break-up. And... nothing. There's no evidence any of this happened, no one recorded anything. Many countries, you don't even have to try to find history. In Tirana (Albania), military bunkers from the dictator are scattered throughout the city. They've been converted into museums, art galleries, and bars. You'll find them just by walking. We took a few tours in Serbia. Nothing.

Belgrade: absolute shithole. Everything smells like pee (because they pee in the streets). Bad internet. Loud. Dirty. Hot, AC didn't work well at either of our stays. Last night was the first good night's sleep I had in a week. I was like a zombie.

The people: these are the nicest retards you'll ever meet.

Our first AirBnb smelled like pee (a problem with all Belgrade garden apartments since they pee in the street). I don't know how the host didn't recognize this, but she refunded us 100%. We checked into a hotel.

I went to get a pizza to-go since the food sucks. It took forever, and then the owner discovered he didn't have any more pizza boxes. So, I went home with the wooden board from the restaurant. That I then had to return with a 20 minute walk later.

A tour guide took us to a restaurant that only took cash (which our guide knew we didn't have!). So, our guide had to pay for our meal, we said we'd pay him back. Problem: that cash was our gas money. Our guide didn't tell us until we ran out of gas. 🤡

Serbians are some of the warmest, most welcoming people you'll ever meet. Also some of the dumbest.

The culture lives to drink & smoke. I drink occasionally, and never smoke. Thus, the country doesn't have much to offer me.

[Hadži Pilica @Bobitzah]

Kao brate nema istorije u Beogradu, znaš gde ima baš ono dosta istorije

U ALBANIJI

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[Hadži Pilica @Bobitzah]

Happy pride month mojim strankama na maloj overi, strejt muškarcima koji bace foru E SAD ĆEMO DA SE POTPIŠEMO U VELIKU KNJIGU DA SE VENČAMO🥹🎉💘🥂🤗

[Micha 🇭🇷 @MichaPingus]

Slavic fetishism is weird to me because it's never rooted in reality.

"Slavic girls are traditionalist and submissive and don't eat vegetables and eat raw meat" what the fuck are you talking about, genuinely? Do you think they are cavemen?

Remember who you are, Slavic girl.

[Иван Милинковић @milinkovic_ivan]

Затуцани клерофашистички Шпанци стоје у реду пред папом док Институт за трансфузију крви у Мадриду вапи за донацијама

[Mutav Plovak @Mutav_plovak]

mladja i od gen alpha

[Синиша Вулић @sinisavulic]

Кад би тзв. најтолерантнији део друштва знао да ових дана током поподнева буквално нема слободног места у читаоницама Народне библиотеке Србије

[Hadži Pilica @Bobitzah]

Prosečan dan na maloj overi kod mene

[turboautomatik @turboautomatik]

GOSPODJETINA is out 🚀

[Hadži Pilica @Bobitzah]

Catch me or I go Houdini <<<< Kada te vežem lancima ti budi hrabra

[Hadži Pilica @Bobitzah]

Ne znam da li će iko lirički prevazići numeru Mileta Kitića Mađioničar

[Hadži Pilica @Bobitzah]

Bruda moj pio iz buklije

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

@gorillapanics A flask of 40% alcohol was being passed around at her brother's wedding and it's tradition for everyone to take a drink. I was already up past my bedtime...they let me take a pass.