Brian Blanner

Burnt Cheez-It’s and Flat Soda

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

Do other animals freak out when they see Victor Wembanyama? Like if a horse who's seen a ton of people sees him, the horse is gonna be like hey what the fuck, right?

[Brian Blanner @boblanner]

@QuintonLucasKC Mayor….. they’re just like us!

[Brian Blanner @boblanner]

@GGerling Is this an allegory for the Royals?

[Tucker D. Franklin @tuckerdfranklin]

(knee, jail) might be the most insane legit designation of all time

[Brian Blanner @boblanner]

@priceacarter Wacha for a Yankees outfield prospect. Don’t care which one, they have a bunch.

[Brian Blanner @boblanner]

☹️

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

2026 OBP, Their 3-4-5 Hitters:

.371 MIL
.359 NYY
.356 CIN TB
.354 PIT
.350 CHC
.342 SEA
.339 LAD
.336 BOS
.335 STL
.331 DET
.328 MIA
.327 ATL
.322 ATH
.320 MIN
.319 WSH HOU
.318 CWS
.316 PHI
.315 COL
.311 CLE
.307 TEX BAL SD
.304 LAA
.303 TOR
.296 NYM
.287 KC
.286 ARI
.280 SF

[Brian Blanner @boblanner]

Bout time

[Kansas City Business Journal @KCBizJournal]

The hotel will have a design inspired by the B-2 stealth bomber. https://t.co/0DYxik20Cw

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Vlad Sedler @RotoGut]

I have no doubt these will be delicious

[Brian Blanner @boblanner]

@PreetBharara Preet how does the shadow docket and precedent work? Since they seem to be temporary rulings, can other cases cite them?

(I’m not a lawyer so please ignore my butchering of law terms)

[Brian Blanner @boblanner]

@klseaboldt Wow what a group - tractor Taylor looks like a 46 year old man already!

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Could Altuve have hit Ohtani's sweeper, if he used himself as a bat?

[Brian Blanner @boblanner]

@Joelsherman1 @Jomboy_ 😳

[Brian Blanner @boblanner]

@jeff_rosen88 @royalsreview I bet CC could get DOWN on some bbq back in his playing days

[Brian Blanner @boblanner]

@BVNWsoccer I hope @DrSteveHeinauer took it easy on them!

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Martin Luther, 1517:

[Brian Blanner @boblanner]

I need to know what’s going on here.

[Brian Blanner @boblanner]

Hear me out - if the building wasn’t so extravagant looking, wouldn’t more money be able to actually go to taking care of kids?

I mean it doesn’t need to look like an abandoned building, but it also doesn’t need to be the best looking building in KC.

[Eric Graves @EricGravesKMBC]

NEW: Children’s Mercy is building a new $1 billion acute patient tower at its Adele Hall campus in downtown KC. CMH says there is increasing demand for “highly specialized pediatric care.” It’s the hospital system’s largest ever investment. @kmbc

[Brian Blanner @boblanner]

Haha why did the pick Vinnie for the thumbnail?