Bob McKillroy

Anyone wanna hit a hard nine?

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

If you had a choice would you rather get fucked up by my fists or straight up fucked by my 9 inch crotch monster. I'm not gay. U R @BPWalt12

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

What's the difference between a baby's arm and my cock? A baby's arm won't tickle your nose. #longjohnsilver #tickletime @danieltosh

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

Gas prices are down because I've been doing A LOT of drilling lately. #vaginalmesh #smiles #looselips @RickyMcKillroy @JohnnyBoston #karma

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

If I had a dime for every time a guy touched my dick I would be gay. And a VIP at @coinstar . #currency #coins #truth @RickyMcKillroy

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

Oh the #WalkingDead is on? Try jerking off a HIV infested dick 3 times a day. THAT IS NINE INCHES. Welcome to my life. #zombiewalk #lonely

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

Blacked out for a few months. Blame the total dick drain on the brain. Blood flow is back and I'm on the attack. #recovery @RickyMcKillroy

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told it to. #boss @eHarmony #listentowhatisay #chickenmeanswoman @RickyMcKillroy #bobrulz

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

Microsoft tanked on the stock market today. Good thing I rose up 9 inches on the cock market. Who wants to invest? @eHarmony @gordongekko

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

What rhymes with zipper? Cum. Happy birthday dad. #dadsdiealone #vifagra #livinginsinsinceberlin #dad

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

Eat my penis WORLD. I can assure you all there's plenty to go around. #worldhunger #donationstation #finedineonmynine @RickyMcKillroy

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

Osama bin Obama. I'm not a democrat. I'm a dickocrat. Because I have a 9 inch penis. And I'm hot. #polidicks #whyme #desperation @mikefelps

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

If I want Tom Brady to fuck the shit out of me, does that make me gay, or just a good Pats fan? I guess my dick would be a forty niner.

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

What has four legs, is orange, and runs real fast? I have a NINE inch dick. #eharmony @RickyMcKillroy #snickers

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

Nein means no in German. It means yes in Bob land though. That's because nine is the length of my romance rod. Wanna nibble on the knob? #$

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

Went on a date last night. Lined her up then nined her up. And I had a good steak too. LOVE nights when I eat a good cut then nine a slut.

[Ricky McKilroy @RickyMcKillroy]

Blasting nine inch nails "I wanna fuck you like an animal" and thinking of my brother Bob using his nine inch dick to fuck his whore wife #1

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

I love how I get sick all the time because my whore wife swallowed a dirty load of dick detergent. If you're gonna fuck, do your research.

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

In retrospect, telling my whore wife I wanted to sleep in twin beds is probably how I got HIV. Because she started fucking the world. #4get

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

Just had a full plate of salmon and asparagus. Jkjk. I ate pussy so my breath is fishy fresh. But my piss still smells funny. #eharmony #luv

[Bob McKillroy @BobMcKillroy]

I can smell your cunt from here. Tasting is wasting. Sniffing is forever. My niner is halfied up. #eharmony #jdate @HaroldStacks