Sam

[Sam @bobo4sam]

@cal_fire uhh so I called 911 and they are busy. But there’s a roadside fire on I-5 north south of exit 215. a little south of where this blue dot is.

[Sam @bobo4sam]

#firststop #cantstop #wontstop #BiketoWorkSD #bestcommuteever #bayshorebikewayimprovement @SANDAG

[Sam @bobo4sam]

. @StephenAtHome , @YouTube recommended that I watch you and @mountain_goats sing This Year... and I needed that today. 6 days into #2021 #iamgonnamakeitthroughthisyear #ifitkillsme

[Sam @bobo4sam]

2020: did you see how much I fucked up the world?
2021: hold my beer.

[Sam @bobo4sam]

Jason from @nbcthegoodplace is responsible for #covid19 it didn’t start in #Wuhan it came from #Jacksonville

[Sam @bobo4sam]

I’m rewatching @ZoeysPlaylist because #Quarantine and #newseason and it leaves @hulu soon. But #damnit with #allthefeels #😢

[Sam @bobo4sam]

@tryguys why in 4 vs 1 (love the series) are most of the professionals, so far, women? Conscious choice for #Representation?

[Sam @bobo4sam]

#JOEBIDEN2020 #biden2020 #PresidentelectBiden

[Sam @bobo4sam]

Dog sitting for a friend, and guess who decided to wake me up by vomiting at 4 o’clock in the morning. #dontmissthat

[Sam @bobo4sam]

@Audi your #heimlich was too high on the torso.

[Sam @bobo4sam]

But she says she loves me oh, when she loves French fries. -@birdtalkermusic #songlyrics that #speaktome

[Sam @bobo4sam]

I just played #bingo for the first time last night. #imold #fun

[Sam @bobo4sam]

#NeuesProfilbild

[Sam @bobo4sam]

Starting the new year off right, nursing a hangover.

[Sam @bobo4sam]

Good news, @ChipotleTweets uses real avacado in their guacamole. Bad news, I found this.

[Sam @bobo4sam]

Finally in a professional setting and I’m not the minority (by gender). #substitueteaching

[Sam @bobo4sam]

The amount of bad science in kids shows is astounding. No wonder people don’t understand climate change, vaccines, ect.

[Sam @bobo4sam]

Akward things to explain to parents: Eifel tower and devils threesome.

[Sam @bobo4sam]

I like my chocolate like I like my humor. Dark. #chocolate #Hershey

[Sam @bobo4sam]

Watching the #Beto #Cruz debate. I keep yelling at the tv. #thoughtsandprayerswillnotcutit #voteforthecuteguy