bob switzer

Dad,husband,friend,storyteller, lover of my wife , God, coffee , rum and the beach , communication strategist

[DR POOL @DRPOOLQ17]

🚨SENATOR JOHN KENNEDY: "It strikes me as breathtakingly ironic that that the people who are screaming so loudly about President Trump's decision to audit federal spending, are the very same people who wanted to hire 80,000 new IRS agents with guns to audit the American people."

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

This is a brand new package of Jimmy Dean bacon

The marked weight on the package is 12 ounces

If you take the unopened package and put it directly on a scale the weight is only 10.6 ounces, and that’s with the package

I looked up the law. In the United States the marked net weight on bacon packages must reflect only the weight of the bacon itself, excluding the packaging

Under FDA rules the packaging must be excluded

We are being robbed blind

[Election Wizard @ElectionWiz]

Don’t get mad at the slow California vote count.

Remember, they have to count all the Republican votes first… so they can figure out exactly how many Democrat votes they need to “find.”

[DeepWebSlinger @deepwebslinger]

Something smells a little fishy in Los Angeles and I'm not talking about the homeless.

Read the meme...

[Ramin Ekhtiar @raminrealtalk]

Everyone’s yelling “communism” about Mamdani’s housing plan. They’re missing the actual trick.

His own plan says the city will “engage lenders to trigger foreclosure” on landlords.
I’ve done real estate 20 years. Here’s what that means: they let the building go distressed, force the bank to eat the loan, then hand it off with NO mortgage.

A building with no loan is a money printer. And they pick who holds it.

That’s not a housing plan. It’s a wealth transfer with a loyalty program attached.
New York’s the test kitchen. California’s next.

Follow me — I’ll show you the part nobody else is reading. 🔨

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Sec. Marco Rubio just OBLITERATED Sen. Rosen (D)'s lies

ROSEN: You were at a PARTY instead of helping JD Vance negotiate with Iran!

RUBIO: "You don't know what you're TALKING ABOUT! I know your staff wrote up this CUTE statement for TikTok, but it's NOT TRUE. And it's not real. That's NOT what happened."

"I was not at a party. If people are going to SLANDER me. I'm going to answer it!"

"You're 100% inaccurate and 100% wrong. Here's why. Number one, the vice president of the United States was there...Mr. Witkoff, the president's envoy, and Mr. Kushner, were the team [Trump] sent to Pakistan. I was NOT at a party. I was next to the PRESIDENT."

"Because in the midst of those negotiations, I was in communications with them. And in fact, I think there is media reporting from that evening on how multiple occasions I went into a back room. I came back out and spoke to the president and was constantly updating him."

"On that evening, I spoke to Mr. Kushner and our negotiating team and Mr. Witkoff on at least SIX occasions, including twice on a secure line from the phone they had access to over there!"

"I'm the national security advisor and secretary of state. I was co-located with the president in the midst of a high stakes negotiation so that I could immediately inform him about events occurring halfway around the world."

"I was where I needed to be at that moment because we had a very capable team on the ground in Pakistan, led by the vice president, led by the vice president of the United States."

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Send the video to everyone you know showing how heinously Nowak was treated by the police in his dying moments and how the police cravenly kowtowed to his murderer.

Legacy mainstream media, same ones who wrote about George Floyd millions of times, are dead silent about Nowak.

[End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸 @end3of6days9]

This mom’s daughter was genuinely disturbed by a song from 1978… She pulled up a music video of “Hot Child in the City” from 1978 and her daughter was immediately horrified.

The poor girl sat there in disbelief while her mom laughed the entire time. Between the lyrics and the overall vibe, she was genuinely creeped out and ready to shut it off.

It’s crazy how songs people used to just sing along to back in the day sounds so off now. We really weren’t paying attention to half the stuff we were listening to.

Have you ever shown your kids an old song and watched them have a full meltdown over the lyrics?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is great.

At least those judges who release violent criminals who go on to hurt more people will be publicly shamed!

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Master Chocolatier in Michigan saw the online videos of Hersheys chocolate bars bending like rubber and says it had to be fake. So he bought some Hersheys bars to test it and find out what’s going on

“I will attempt to reverse engineer that with you and we'll see if we can figure that out.”

“I figured it out. It's not a fake video”

This is fascinating

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

Bill Maher: “I’m sure Mamdani is watching this right now… saying, ‘Exactly, Bill. That’s my point. Capitalism. Terrible.’”

“Yeah, it’s terrible. Except it’s still better than the reverse. Soviet people died at 38 from being drunk all the time because they couldn’t take their life under communism.”

Rob Riggle: “My girlfriend is Polish. She was born into communism. She lived under it for a little while. And she really shakes her head. She’s like, ‘They don’t know what they’re asking for. They don’t know what they’re talking about.’”

Bill Maher: “And it would be so easy to find out. It wasn’t like it happened a thousand years ago.”

RIGGLE: “Exactly.”

Bill Maher: “It happened in our lifetimes.”

Rob Riggle: “She would explain to me the grocery card they got. She got a grocery card. Her family got a grocery card… Your family of four. You get X amount of milk. X amount of liters of milk per week. You get X amount of eggs per week. You get eggs, and then you take that card to the store, which sometimes didn’t have any of the stuff on your card.”

“Sometimes they just had a ‘We’re long on toilet paper today. So take some toilet paper, but come back tomorrow and maybe we’ll have what’s on your list.’”

Bill Maher: “It doesn’t work. Humans need to be incentivized by selfishness. It is nature to be selfish. Animals are selfish. Watch them.”

Rob Riggle: “Yeah. I heard a song the other day, and it was… basically, ‘Capitalism isn’t bad because you suck at life.’”

Bill Maher: “That’s awesome.”

[Rise Of Alberta @RiseOfAlberta]

🚨BREAKING: The 177,000 signature threshold has now been passed, officially clearing the requirement for an Alberta independence referendum on October 19th.

This is a historic moment for Alberta and signature collection is still continuing.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

New ballot initiative in Oregon called ‘Initiative Petition 28, the PEACE Act, will make it illegal to hunt, fish or raise animals, even if it’s on your own land

If passed it will be ILLEGAL to

- Hunt or fish for food (even on your own property or for sustenance
- Raise and slaughter animals like chickens, rabbits, pigs, cows, etc., for meat on your own land or farm.
- Engage in common livestock practices (e.g., breeding via artificial insemination)
- Control pests by killing them (in many cases)

If passes it will lead to investigations and prosecutions of farmers and individuals raising animals for food, including small scale or backyard operations with rabbits and chickens

“They're going to raid all of our farmers and go after them because they're trying to quietly pass it and then make it where we all have to eat from the stores instead of farmer's markets and stuff.”

[Ashley (TeamTrump47) @TeamTrump47]

🔻TSA agents don’t get paid but they show up to work.

🔻Congress gets paid but they don’t show up to work.

I’d rather pay TSA than Congress🤷🏼‍♀️

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Florida’s state budget is $117 billion.
Florida's population is 23.7 million

New York's state budget is $237 billion
New York's state population is 20 million

New York City’s budget is $127 billion.
It's population is 8.4 million

Florida is thriving.
NY and NYC are in crisis.

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Even MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle is mocking California’s billionaire tax, noting the billionaires will inevitably flee the state:

“If you think you’re going to get billionaires in California to suddenly fork over a giant amount of money, they’re not.”

“Here’s the thing about being a billionaire: You’re not worried about leaving your house empty in New York City. You’re not worried about where your kids go to school.”

“If you’re a billionaire, you’re going to pick up stakes, and you’re going to go somewhere else, and you’re going to bring your tutors and your kids.”

“So this idea that they’re going to scoop up the billionaires there [with this tax], I don’t know how they’re possibly going to do that.”

“Nobody is better at swan diving through a loophole than billionaires. They can pick up and move.”

You know an idea is bad when even liberal pundits admit that it’s not even remotely feasible.

[Ian Clayton | Son of Thunder @_IanClayton]

I haven’t done any spiritual warfare for over 14 years, because it’s irrelevant.

Fix your eyes on Him and His Kingdom and stop looking at and naming demons.

[Ian Clayton | Son of Thunder @_IanClayton]

Whenever you find yourself justifying yourself - you are being subject to the Spirit of control.

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

HOLY SH*T

A video has resurfaced of Gavin Newsom telling white people that he read a 260 page book in an hour and a half..

Now he’s telling black people that he’s like them and “can’t read”.. 😭😭

[Andrew Kolvet @AndrewKolvet]

For those keeping score at home, the governors of the two largest Democrat states think blacks are very dumb:

NEWSOM: Black have low SAT scores and can't read.

HOCHUL: Black people don't know what a computer is.

And yet, blacks will keep voting for Dems. Baffling.