em

mmmgnmm man i love salt

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

all the better to skibidi toilet you with my dear

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

gen z red riding hood be like: why grandma, what blue hair u have… why grandma, what pronouns u have?

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

masc pony walks into a bar and says ‘any lady fingers here?’

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

haiku by taylor

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

tay drinks vodka cran
em has soda with her one
ponsonby fun time

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

vag out at laneway

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

laurel hell…. yanny heaven

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

michael in the bathroom with diamonds

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

i love christmas time (drinking everyday, avoiding my family)

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

just remembered i have to organise my family’s freaking christmas dog election …

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

?????

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

guy at night and day said i’m their favourite customer :D

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

my boss is making himself a lemon and honey for his sore throat except he’s using jd tennessee honey and limoncello

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

microdosing drinking by straw tasting every vodka crab i serve

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

@ribsnroyals teaaa

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

why bakers cottage closed :((

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

i <3 getting drunk at work :D

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

i love vape i love espresso martini

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

the mean for one of my exams was 56… wtf

[em @bobosaltgoblin]

girl at night n day just said “see you soon” …