Ace octavion ichabod courderoy spades

they/he || no gods no masters

[OLAMIDE 🌸💖 @Olamide0fficial]

“I recently started a business where I bęat men who be@t pregnant women, who be@t underaged g!rIs and r#pe women. I will start working with police, my goal is to be@t 1,000 men before 2027”

- Aleti Crystal

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Bald eagles getting lead poisoning from eating bullets is unfortunately just about the most American thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

“I don’t understand why women don’t just report it if it really happened.”
When I was 19, I reported mine. I had bruises. Hospital photos. Text messages of him apologizing the next morning. My friends drove me to the station because I could barely stop shaking. I thought evidence would make it simple. I thought truth would be enough.
Months later, I was the one on trial. His lawyer printed my Instagram photos and held them up in court. Asked why I wore crop tops. Asked why I drank that night. Asked why I didn’t scream louder. He replayed my police interview and pointed out every time I hesitated, every time I cried, every time my timeline wasn’t perfectly linear. “If it was traumatic,” he said, “why can’t she remember clearly?”
Sitting there while strangers debated my pain like it was a group project felt like being stripped again. My messages were projected on a screen. My body was described in detail. My character was picked apart like that was the real crime.
He walked out on bail. I walked out with panic attacks.
That’s why some women don’t report. Because even with bruises. Even with screenshots. Even when you do everything “right.” You still have to survive the assault twice, once in private, and once in public, just to maybe be believed.

[The Protagonist @protagonist_xi]

Her NAME is Eva Ramón Gallegos!!!

[ēdē @theidi_]

My bestfriend : can you pass me a napkin
Drunk me : i would do anything for you

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Heard someone here wasn't caring for a stranger.

[AKO 🌼 🌸 || we love sassy ralsei @artistic_ako]

"god sends his lost lambs to me but i cannot guide the willfully blind"

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Scooby and Shaggy coming out dressed as hairstylists: and just WHERE have you been? You’re late for your appointment!

The monster that was chasing them:

[zo𓆑 @b1tesnails]

can my bitchass get a miracle

[Poppy⁷ seeing MCR and BTS!! @strawberrichim]

I got this edit on my fyp earlier today and just woah… i need yall to appreciate their lyrics more

[Deerposts @Deerpostss]

Erm guys, where did texas go?

Suspiciously texas shaped deer: *buuuurp*

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

“people might be using SNAP to buy steak and lobster”

THE PRESIDENT IS AVOIDING RELEASING FILES THAT WILL MOST LIKELY PROVE THAT HE HAS PURCHASED PEOPLE. CHILDREN.

GOD FORBID A BITCH GET A RIBEYE THO

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

The “male loneliness epidemic” is largely because men haven’t learned how to behave.

Women are fed up.

I had an ex who didn’t “believe” my food allergies were severe.

He made dinner one night and snuck spices into the food to trap me in a “gotcha”

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

You might have been cool, but you wasn’t The Count with a high top fade rapping with Kid & Play cool 🔥