maybe: grace

i just work here

[NBC Politics @NBCPolitics]

A Trump supporter who was among the first rioters to breach the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, has been convicted of plotting to kill FBI special agents who investigated him over his crimes at the Capitol. https://t.co/3KfrSCPWSX

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I hate when my friends man talks when we’re hanging out like girl please put a muzzle on ur wallet

[Wøe ☥ @Woeotto]

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[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

I’m trying to get this high tonight

[Molly Ze Dolly @MollyZeDolly]

@chartstswift Me: Please god bestow upon me the energy to do my laundry
Meanwhile Taylor swift:

[justin theroux’s hair plugs @mcstardently]

Spotify has gotten kinda unbearable to use now but I’m like 10 years deep so I’m going down with the sinking ship I guess

[Suzy Jones @SuzyJonesMusic]

BREAKING NEWS FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE:

[chadchad @thechadx2]

Got my first pap smear and they used this?

[Mary Siroky @marysiroky]

the tortured poet in question:

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍

https://t.co/WdrCmvLHyA

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Short kings stay inside today I saw that eagle circling the forest again