Edgar Allan CryptPoe

@cryptoeuclid is a menace to society and must be stopped at all costs. | ''When words fail, music speaks'' | PFP by @cryptodrawz

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

Am I a real crypto enthusiast if I've never received an airdrop? Honestly I still feel like I'm geing gaslit about this free money hack

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

@pt0kes Made the price cheaper to stock up and COsT AveRaGe

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

Rage bait tweet but, serious note how are people finding this shit? Where is the cesspool tg or discord I need to be in to find this typa shit

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

Seriously how the FUCK did people get into $luigi so early and not a single thing on my TL about it until after it was already AT THE FUCKING MOON

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

@UltraXBT There's been too much noise on my TL and been hard to find anything good/"trustworthy", definitely bought that dip though, got a pretty good entry

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

@RNR_0 I'm having Nam flashbacks from the word dragonchain but I honestly can not tell you why. I think I've permanently blocked out that time on CT lmao

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

@topchimper I was in the good tg chats before that, lost access to my tg tho so starting fresh

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

@CryptoCronkite @inversebrah Ah my first inversebrah, it's good to be back

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

Why is everyone on my timeline Trumplican cucks? Did yall finally all stop pretending to be libertarian maxis? 😂🤢

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

Fucking EIGHTY DOLLARS IN FEES what the actual FUCK is this bull shit

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

$ETH is broken, $80 fees is outrageous. I'm a fucking noob, was trying to buy $BONK on coinbase wallet, sent ETH from CB to CB wallet. Sent via some stupid fucking thing called Arbitrum (wtf even is that, sidechain or some shit?). Bought $BONK on Arbitrum chain but that shit is

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

Is a smart contract and not fucking on chain? I think? So, I had done all this on chrome mobile. Decided to switch to the app if I was gonna do day trading. Nope, no smart contract wallets in the app! So I swap everything to on chain ETH, and now I can't move it without paying

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

What fuckers on CT that are also on bluesky? Need people to follow on there, and I can actually view my TL in chronological order!

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

What is the current equivalent of the 2018 "yo momma" crypto joke thread?? That's where I met all my friends last time lmao I still think about those often

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

How the FUCK do I curate my timeline to be people I follow and not every single fucking meme coin rando I've never heard of that has 20 likes?? This Twitter experience is literal garbage how do yall do it

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

@mysticaloaks Nah ima try and stick around for a bit this time, just gotta find my niche in CT now that it's so massive 😅 it ain't 2018 CT in here any more

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

Not being able to view my timeline in chronological order has me tripping tbh when did that stop?

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

@mysticaloaks I'm good! Doing my annual "oh BTC is going up and I am seeing meme coins on tiktok" Twitter run 😂

[Edgar Allan CryptPoe @bobsbestcrypto]

@mysticaloaks HELLO how are you???