bob

system-based portrayal. previously bobsfailures.

[bob @bobsmilkshake]

temp pinned ☀️

mcu & comic based (especially 2000-2005)

selective!

[bob @bobsmilkshake]

“what kind of name is bob” it’s short for robert

[bob @bobsmilkshake]

can i have some? — bob 2

[.•* 𝓢ᴘᴇᴄᴛʀᴀʟ 𝓢ᴡᴇᴇᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛ @ghostlyechoing]

where is bob i have ominous liquid

[a* @ftersuns]

lewis pullman cock and balls and hole

[bob @bobsmilkshake]

@R1CHIEHARKNESS // we’ve got cooper hoffman at home

[bob @bobsmilkshake]

// this is so funny they got british cooper

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Kit Connor is officially cast as Cyclops.

[bob @bobsmilkshake]

wow!

[MICKEY ⑰ .ᐟ @M17CKEY]

couple months. tiny bump.

[bob @bobsmilkshake]

how pregnant is she?

[MICKEY ⑰ .ᐟ @M17CKEY]

they'd better be.

[bob @bobsmilkshake]

so cool. the other babies will be jealous.

[MICKEY ⑰ .ᐟ @M17CKEY]

the first human born on Niflheim soil.

... snow.

[bob @bobsmilkshake]

a space baby…

[MICKEY ⑰ .ᐟ @M17CKEY]

ISN'T IT?

[bob @bobsmilkshake]

your baby.

that’s so cool.

[MICKEY ⑰ .ᐟ @M17CKEY]

a baby. *my baby.

[ practically vibrating. ]

hypothetically.

[bob @bobsmilkshake]

really?

oh my god. a baby!

[MICKEY ⑰ .ᐟ @M17CKEY]

Nasha's pregnant.

[ grinning widely. ]

we don't know how things will go given the circumstances, so we can't get our hopes up, but i'm pretty stoked.

[ guy whose hopes are WAY, WAY up. ]

[bob @bobsmilkshake]

what is it?

[MICKEY ⑰ .ᐟ @M17CKEY]

just the boring ol' usual, earthling.

well, there is one thing.

[bob @bobsmilkshake]

yeah… 💔

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

kids these days have NO idea how funny “bob” was. like if your name was bob it was legitimately over for you

[bob @bobsmilkshake]

i cooked my vape in the air fryer.

[‏ًً @theguyforthis]

frank just emptying his mag on the void before he's suddenly back on that stupid carousel

[bob @bobsmilkshake]

// watching everyone make aroace yelena fuck peter parker because she’s a conventionally attractive woman makes me feel violent like you can really feel the misogyny leaking through the cracks

[bob @bobsmilkshake]

yep!

[• YEAR 𝘐𝘐𝘐 • @CHIROPTER_A]

got it all out of your system?

[bob @bobsmilkshake]

☺️

[• YEAR 𝘐𝘐𝘐 • @CHIROPTER_A]

oh.

okay.

[.•* 𝓢ᴘᴇᴄᴛʀᴀʟ 𝓢ᴡᴇᴇᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛ @ghostlyechoing]

sometimes i put sandwich ingredients on a single slice of bread and i ball it up and eat it in one bite.