bobstaake

Illustrator and writer. @NewYorker @WashingtonPost @NewYorkTimes @WallStreetJournal, @RandomHouse, @MADMagazine, @CartoonNetwork, 75+ children’s books.

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@its_The_Dr Chunk Fu

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When Google says they’ve “stopped support” for Nest thermostats, they’re really saying “we’ve started our assholish extortion process.”

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Google says they’ve “stopped support” for Nest because it sounds better than “we’ve started our assholish extortion process.”

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A Dumpster For Trumpster

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Humorist David Sedaris is teaming up with illustrator Bob Staake for a new picture book coming next year. THE SELFISH SISTER, about an entitled sibling who demands everything, is slated for publication by Astra on March 17, 2026. https://t.co/AUzN6OrCt9

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Nine Candlesticks.

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Telltale proof that the Roomba in the studio is an under-achiever:

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#juneteenth2025 #Juneteenth

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NYT Selling Bee: so “illegitimize” isn’t legitimate?

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@MilaLovesJoe Could you be a bigger more gullible dumb shit? Learn to read.

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Thumbnail pencil sketch with digital shading for the new book. 4.5" x 4.5"

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@AVGirl4Life Policies that only exceed the fabulousness of her tits?

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@jackunheard Probably the same as what Trump pays people to attend his psycho-blabberfest rallies.

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@RepCarlos Man, did you ever come off as a dumb fuck on CNN. Nicely played!

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@MilaLovesJoe Name your verified source. I’ll hang on.

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Thanks to the "Illustration Department" for having me as a guest on their podcast. I had a poditively fantastic time. Link in comments.

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“Balance” - 8” x 8” giclee