Manjinooo

You can follow me if you want, I’m just playing a never ending game of duck duck goose.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[Manjinooo @BobsUrUnca]

@EdMarkey We already are. Go look up how taxes work. Elon paid more than anyone else the past several years in a row.

[Manjinooo @BobsUrUnca]

@haaaaaaaansolo Then he just summons a pair of spectral M60’s on the reaper. Holy fucking badass!

[Manjinooo @BobsUrUnca]

@forafee98273 @Le_Unorthodox You ignorant fuck.

Just one day? You mean the day the biggest rocket company in the world became public?

Please just stop talking about things you don’t understand.

[Manjinooo @BobsUrUnca]

@Le_Unorthodox What’s humiliating about success?

[Manjinooo @BobsUrUnca]

@heroesahead Mostly. I just want to say that I always figured Kylo is only half trained because he left Luke and Snoke blue balled him. So he’s just running on angry force powers and that’s why Rey can keep up with him despite almost zero training.

[Manjinooo @BobsUrUnca]

@84_wintermute @Hamon_ai Their commander needs to improve his micro.

[Manjinooo @BobsUrUnca]

@nukocommander @Hamon_ai In the original it’s “Intelligence says it’s just harmless light.”

Then a ship gets cut in half.

[Manjinooo @BobsUrUnca]

@hassan_dq6 @Hamon_ai To fit in her instructors dick.

I hate Carmen.

[Manjinooo @BobsUrUnca]

@haaaaaaaansolo @Hamon_ai I loved the Frighteners

[Manjinooo @BobsUrUnca]

@drocktipps @tetsuoai Usaid didn’t help any kids.

[tetsuo @tetsuoai]

History's first trillionaire is a guy who catches rockets out of the sky with chopsticks and beams internet to every dead zone on the planet.

Same guy ships cars that drive themselves, humanoid robots for the factory floor, brain chips that let paralyzed people move a cursor with pure thought, and an AI running on a supercomputer his team stood up in months instead of years.

And the people crashing out about his net worth are doing it on the app he owns. The same app governments spent years trying to censor.

You cannot legislate a rocket into orbit.

[Manjinooo @BobsUrUnca]

@LeahSonne @BullTheoryio Why would you trust the government to do that? Just give to charity yourself.

[Manjinooo @BobsUrUnca]

@ColinRober27911 @MikeBenzCyber @SenWarren lol post will age like milk

[Manjinooo @BobsUrUnca]

@KinaMagica Thank god for Trump I guess

[Manjinooo @BobsUrUnca]

@sleepy_devo I know you’ve been losing iq points for years, but resorting to a cnn attack point is some truly bottom of the barrel nonsense.

Also it really does show you don’t mind what the dems do if it gives you a chance to insult a trumper instead.

Late stage TDS is hard to watch.

[Manjinooo @BobsUrUnca]

@TheBlackChannel That’s really amazing if you have any idea of what an actual lynching looks like. Because the real thing is just a complete horror show displaying the absolute cruelty of humanity… and making the comparison just makes you sound like a dumbass.

[Manjinooo @BobsUrUnca]

@MalPlayingGames Well if it helps Mimir was a known legend of a talking head in a well who gave advice.

Here there’s a weird random ass cube that has no origins in any mythology being shoe horned in by a writer trying to take an established series and just use it to elevate her personal fanfic.

[Manjinooo @BobsUrUnca]

@C2thaL2thaIGG Not in the least. A white boy walks into a tent filled with with black students, causes a scene, makes loud FAFO threats, reaches into a bag for a weapon and promptly stabs on in the chest despite them being unarmed and having asked multiple times for the person to leave…

[Manjinooo @BobsUrUnca]

@sleepy_devo You were never this retarded when Trump wasn’t in power.