bob

[bob @bobswish_]

USA is the greatest country in the world, 1980 Winter Olympics, LeBron James and fighter jets are great

I just think fireworks are incredibly overrated. Everyone should get two a year. You launch one tonight and one on new years. Then it’s OVER

[bob @bobswish_]

I’ve posted this on like every platform imaginable but I cannot get over how much aura joey jaws has in this flick

[bob @bobswish_]

when you accidentally order the dry rub wings at bw3’s:

[Doug Wanoy @festive2018]

Where is sauce?

[bob @bobswish_]

@liluzisgrandpa depends on the grade of salmon but if you’re doing this with non sushi grade salmon then start writing your obituary

[bob @bobswish_]

RIP Richard Sherman. Damn. came out of nowhere

[bob @bobswish_]

how are you gonna get embarrassed at home in game 1 of the ecf. rangers more like rags

[bob @bobswish_]

rangers are dead. bye bye parlay

[bob @bobswish_]

redemption of a boring game. in a perfect world now we get oilers-rangers for the cup. a perfect win-win

[bob @bobswish_]

vancouver is on a penalty kill at 5-on-5. getting worked in the defensive zone then they need to dump to get their skaters off. this intermission is either the climax of their cup run video or toch loses the jack adams #hockey

[bob @bobswish_]

worst RNG possible. sub optimal for sure

[bob @bobswish_]

nothing like being in the back of a golf course (walking) and the horn blares for weather. gonna be like storming the beaches of normandy if i head into the clubhouse

[bob @bobswish_]

5/18

O/U 87.5 -120/+120 UNDER ❌
Birdies O0.5 +140 ❌
GIR O8.5 +110 ❌

Me vs my dad
Bob ML +110 ✅

We return tomorrow for nine more holes. odds will be out tonight. beat pops tho, what a barnburner. cash me out @liluzisgrandpa

[bob @bobswish_]

@liluzisgrandpa

[bob @bobswish_]

9:30ish tee time tomorrow

O/U 87.5 -120/+120
Birdies O0.5 +140
GIR O8.5 +110

Me vs my dad
Bob ML +110

more to come

[bob @bobswish_]

66 instead of 64. so close

when scheffler hits the final put on 18 to win by 4 jim nantz should say “from hard time to hardware!” or perhaps “from handcuffs to hardware!” please pass it on to ya boy @tonyromo

[bob @bobswish_]

what if arrested scotty is like masked lebron and he shoots 64 today

[bob @bobswish_]

@liluzisgrandpa join the thieves guild

[bob @bobswish_]

@liluzisgrandpa poser

[bob @bobswish_]

and lastly bring back the term goofball